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Happy Birthday Ike!

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Happy birthday, Ike. :)

Ike, Happy Birthday! Your mother wasn’t a virgin was she? :)

Have a wonderful day, Ike.

Now, tell us: Do people give you two presents, or do you get sometimes get cheated by the coincidence of your birth date?


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Wish you a great day, Ike. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Ike!

Originally Posted by gprent
Your mother wasn’t a virgin was she?

Does this mean … no.

Ike is our saviour?!

But wait, now I’m confused. Is this the first or the second coming of Ike?

And all those X-Mass songs … Have they just been sung wrong all these years?

Should “Silent Night” end with Ike our sa-viour is bo-orn,
I-I-Ike our sa-viour is born…
?

I knew the unassuming hairpiece on that chihuahua was concealing some sort of awesome secret… I just didn’t know what it was.

Hmm…

More helium perhaps? And maybe a tinfoil hat - just to be safe.

Happy Birthday Ike.


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Happy birthday Bro:)


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

The Diamond lady has such class.

I bet she throws a mean party.

Birthy Hap-day, Ike. >whew< That stuff goes right to my head.


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Thanks, everyone.

As far as I care to imagine, my mother was a virgin; and, I think I’ll start inserting Ike into Christmas carols (kind of like I say “under the constitution” instead of “under God” when I say the Pledge of Allegiance.)

Anyway, a few beers, glasses of several good wines and a bottle of strong ale later, I’m pretty pickled.

Present-wise, I got what I wanted — or actually I got the books, tools and other stuff I’ve bought within the last month that my wife wrapped up this afternoon to present to me in front of all the guests tonight. I played along like I had never seen any of it before. Otherwise I got gift certificates. Word is: I’m hard to buy for.

My sons got their first wave of presents from a lesbian “aunt” (then there’s another present opening tomorrow morning with just us, and then another tomorrow afternoon with the in-laws over for supper). Both boys got these Roboreptiles that are a little creepy with the way they move around wagging their tails and screaming incessantly. I think I’ll take the batteries out before going to sleep.

We put out cookies and milk for Santa. ‘Plus carrots for the reindeer. That means I have to get up and write the thank you note before the hellions arise.

Okay…I got the turkey brined; my wife’s stocking is stuffed; unplugged the lights…time to get horizontal. So, Merry Christmas to all, and to all: ‘hope it’s tight.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to youuuuuuuu

:hb:


"No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” - Eleanor Roosevelt

:hb: Ike.

Happy Birthday Ike. Have a good one.

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