Fireworks are illegal here, but of course the government is excluded from that law because they’re special. If you have enough money to buy a permit and jump through all the other hoops required by the special-makers you can become special too. How nice. Otherwise, you’re SOL (shit out of luck) and will be jailed and/or heavily fined for possessing any kind of fireworks.
Happy Independence (from tyrannical government) Day.
As I watched the government-sponsored fireworks go off tonight I didn’t feel free. In fact, I reflected on how the American experiment has failed in many ways.
I must admit the show bought with money the city has stolen from me and everyone else here each time we have purchased something was nice. What’s wrong with being forced to pay protection money if the mob who steals it from you uses a portion to provide some good for the community or at least some occasional entertainment for the masses? Fuck the idiots who complain about being “forced to give to the cause” or “pay their fare share.”
Always remember, war is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Be a good neo-American and go with the flow.