Great method for measuring.

I found a really good way of measuring a while back and thought I would share it with you guys.

Basically, get 2 toilet roll tubes and carefully place one inside the other (making a telescope). It should be a really tight fit, but it is possible. Then, stick your dick inside and pull the inner tube out until you reach the length of your dick, make it so that you can only just see the end of it. (push the tube into your stomach, you will want this bone pressed for accuracy). If you are too big for a toilet tube then I don’t wanna help you anyway. (just kidding) :p

This way, you can move it along whenever you grow, and it is VERY easy to measure the tube with a ruler….. Hopefully, in the future, you can add another tube to it, but by that time, thousands of scantily-clad women will be measuring your dick for you anyway :D

There is nothing more exciting than being able to move the tube along after a couple of weeks, it is a fantastic feeling. Also, if you are feeling fun, you can stick the tube on top of your computer to remind yourself how big you are. LOL.

Good luck, and remember - don’t run with scissors!

But how are you going to press hard as hard into the pubic bone as you could with a wooden or metal ruler?

When the toilet rolls are connected together they are much stronger. I have hurt myself because of pushing it in too deep. Although, I have 3 tubes connected together for extra strength. I should’ve mentioned that as mandatory.

If you still want to induce pain on yourself and try to get that last tiny bit of length then put some tape around it to make it stronger. Was just saying how great it works for me, I get a perfect bone pressed measurement.

Your measurement method would produce very inaccurate results for anyone that has a curved penis.

1. Toilet paper rolls are too small of a girth.

2. I can get inside a paper towel roll, but my curve prevents it from reaching the base.

3. Anyone with over ~5.25” girth will not be able to use this method.

I’ve thought of making something similar using PVC and a plug on the inside. I haven’t done it yet, but it would work like a tire pressure gauge. To measure, all I would need to do would be slide my dick into the PVC tube as far as possible, pushing the plug with the end of my dick. The plug stops when the penis can push it no more. A cap on the end with a hole in it would allow piece of flat wire with markings on it to be pushed outward, kinda like a tire pressure gauge.

Of course, this may be way more complicated than necessary. Maybe that’s why I haven’t done it yet. If I ever do this, I’m going to call it my “Tool Tool” :)

What about those of us that can no longer fit inside the sleeve when erect? I can get the sleeve about half way down my glans. (Less than an inch of my penis inside!) Plus, there is no way the sleeve will hold up to take BPEL measurements.

I use my lapdist 2”X10” cylinder. It has a huge lip at the base, so you will not get a true BPEL measurement, but it should be very repeatable, and that’s what we’re after. I placed a metal self stick rule that I got from a Woodworking store. (The lip is 3/8” thick, so I removed that amount from the rule before sticking it on the tube.)

What the heck is wrong with a ruler?

I get a shoestring and hold it against my penis, then I put the shoestring up to a ruler to get the measurement. Works good.

Why don’t you just tattoo a ruler on your penis. :iws:

Damn, all this PE is making you guys ratty. It was only a suggestion lol.

Anyway, your american toilet roll tubes must be tiny, the UK ones could chold any of your dicks easily. The one I use is like 8 inch girth.

Stick to your rulers then :P

Any pics of those UK toilet paper rolls? I’d be curious what that looks like, an 8” circumference TP roll…

I second that.

I guess we just need more TP then the Brit’s
I’ve been measuring some common things around the house.
A TP roll is 5 1/2”
A Paper towel roll is also 5 1/2
wrapping paper roll is only 6”
OD of one of my rings is 7 1/4”
Can of Monster 16oz is 8 1/4

LOL

I spend a LOT of time in the UK…my fiance’ is from there.

The TP roll diameters are about the same as they are here.