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Got my golf weights.can't use them

Got my golf weights.can't use them

In all of my infinite wisdom, I ordered golf weight donuts online. I was exited about the proposition of hanging the weights after jelqing in an attempt to heal micro-tears while elongated.theoretically. I was so excited that I failed to realize that the I.D. Of the donut is 1.5”, my width is 1.75” at a 5” x 5” flaccid. The donuts are useless to me as they will not even fit over my glans, let alone onto my shaft! So, I may have some brand new golf weights for sale if there is any interest in them. I paid like $35 with shipping. I will list the six (6) of them for $28 shipping included for interested parties. I have a tested IQ of 127, but sometimes I act like it’s a 12.7!


Starting stats NBPEL 6" x EG 4.125" --> Mar 2008 NBPEL 7" x EG 5.25" Current Stats 7" NBPEL x 5.6" EG (Post 1st Round PMMA)

My noose style extender modification

My jelq routine

Well, you’re doing better than me. I once took an IQ test and the result came back negative!


2007: 6.7" EL 4.7" MSEG

Now : 7.4" EL 4.95" MSEG

Are all golf weights the same size? (I’m assuming so). I wanna get me some weights, wantsmore’s stretches sound really good, but I’m a similar size to you (7.3 x 5), so are these not doable? My flaccid is a bit skinnier at about 5 x 4.6.

9,

Have you tried using lube to put them on? That is what I did when I hung with golf weights, but they are something of a bitch to get off afterwards due to the swelling.

Btw, some Wal-Marts sell the red vinyl golf weights for about $2 each. I ended up buying twelve… just in case :)

Tried monty’s PE weights?

Yes, I’m aware of Monty’s. I found these online for $3.99 each. The local Wal Mart and shops no longer carry the golf weights here. No, their not going to go on at all. Even if I tried and managed to stretch and squeeze and fit 1.75” width into a 1.5” hole, what happens when I get engorged on the glans side? I’ll tell you what.I’m in the ER getting red, rubber coated lead weights cut off my pee pee and trying to explain how I got them there in the first place. I never even tried to get one on, because it’s blatantly obvious it isn’t happening. I took three out of the package and went to the bathroom; my wife came in and said”are those to go on your dick”? Followed by “yeah, right”!


Starting stats NBPEL 6" x EG 4.125" --> Mar 2008 NBPEL 7" x EG 5.25" Current Stats 7" NBPEL x 5.6" EG (Post 1st Round PMMA)

My noose style extender modification

My jelq routine

Try Sports Authority

That’s really unfortunate as Monty has his enlarged ring which is supposed to be capable of 5” girth. Which would be fine. But your diameter seems to be different from most in relation to your girth.

I have similar, slightly higher flaccid girth and I could manage monty’s weights when you do the squeeze technique. Admittedly it did get uncomfortable at time if you got a little extra blood flow down there but nothing a squeeze and rearrangement couldn’t fix.

Ultimately I stopped using them because if I did get uncomfortable I couldn’t just run to the bathroom on the job and getting them off was a pain.

9,

In the lab we use split ring weights, for holding bottles in waterbaths, that can be adjusted for different cap diameters. These are pretty expensive, but they would certainly solve your problem. They are available through Fisher Scientific and VWR.

You might want to check out these golf weights. They have a larger diameter center than the ones most guys are using.
They are flatter and taller and the outer diameter is smaller. They should be able to accomodate most flaccid girths.

I had purchased my original ones from Wal-Mart. When they no longer carried them I ordered from these guys.
http://www.golfstuffcheaper.com/goclswwe9.html

Compare to the original: http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images…7YL._AA160_.jpg


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Louis Pasteur

Originally Posted by 9_in_richard
In all of my infinite wisdom, I ordered golf weight donuts online. I was exited about the proposition of hanging the weights after jelqing in an attempt to heal micro-tears while elongated.theoretically. I was so excited that I failed to realize that the I.D. Of the donut is 1.5”, my width is 1.75” at a 5” x 5” flaccid. The donuts are useless to me as they will not even fit over my glans, let alone onto my shaft! So, I may have some brand new golf weights for sale if there is any interest in them. I paid like $35 with shipping. I will list the six (6) of them for $28 shipping included for interested parties. I have a tested IQ of 127, but sometimes I act like it’s a 12.7!


Richard,

Don’t let it get to you, with a tested IQ of 129, I also felt like an idiot after my golf weight experience. I purchased the same diameter golf weights from Academy. After getting home, I took one out of the package, put it near the head of my dick (I’m 4.25 x 5 flaccid) and immediately realized that there is no way in the world those things are going on my dick. Forcing it just ain’t worth the effort. I only paid $1.99 each, so no big loss.

Originally Posted by 9_in_richard
…I have a tested IQ of 127…

Originally Posted by mrclyde6051
…with a tested IQ of 129…

Should we start an IQ thread? :warp:

Seriously though, are those scores from 15, 16, or 24 s.d. tests?

What is your IQ?

Funny thread.


Last edited by RandomGiant : 05-04-2008 at .

Originally Posted by RandomGiant
What is your IQ?

Funny thread.

Lol, yep. I had forgotten about that thread - despite having posted in it (:

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