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Good Excuses For Discoloration

Let’s say your cock is becoming discolored due to PE. Your girl notices. What’s a good excuse to tell her besides, “Oh yeah, it’s a side effect from trying to make my dick bigger”.

Also, would there be any kind of cream or lotion that can help the problem? Like something I could apply after a session? What do you guys use?

“I keep trapping my penis in doors and windows”

“I’m into masochistic sex”

“I hate my penis so much I beat it up”

“I masturbate with tongs because I don’t like to touch myself”

“Its not discoloured, its just that the rest of my penis is losing color”

“Yes I know its strange, it only started after I fucked my dog for the first time, I guess they are used to smaller equipment”

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“I spilled coffee on it”

Funny. I should try those. :)

Since my intial exposure to PE was the use of a Power-Jelq device (just started manual jelqing two weeks ago) I’m betting the discoloration was caused by either that, or perhaps my stretching routine.

Honestly, as long as my dick gets bigger, I couldn’t give a fuck if the discoloration stays or goes… I just want a bigger dick.


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Last edited by Prickle : 05-02-2003 at .

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Originally posted by memento
“Yes I know its strange, it only started after I fucked my dog for the first time, I guess they are used to smaller equipment”

lmfao


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Do you guys use any kind of ointment after a workout? I’m not even talkin’ about for discoloration or anything, just something to rub into the skin and make everything nice. Is it okay to cut open a vitamin E capsule and rub that in? That’s what I do occassionally. I get compliments on how “nice” my dick’s skin feels, yet no remarks whatsoever on it’s size (because it did increase) Oh well… I guess it’s just my girl. I wish she’d say something. I guess I gotta just keep on making it bigger until she has no choice but to make a comment.


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Originally posted by Prickle
I gotta just keep on making it bigger until she has no choice but to make a comment.

or go ***OUCH***


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I used to steer lovemaking to candlelit settings or in the dark.

Once I claimed that I noticed that as I got older it seemed to darken.

That one worked fine.


Check it out guys, no need to have a big dick if you ain't gonna use it!!

How about I wipe my ass with my dick and forget to shower?


“You see, I don’t want to do good things, I want to do great things.” ~Alexander Joseph Luthor

I know Lewd Ferrigno personally.

“I have sensitive skin. Any type of friction will make my dick red.”

That worked once.


"It doesn't matter where you start, it only matters where you end up."

I accidentally beat off with self tanning lotion.


What are you gonna do? Sic your dogs on me? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at me? I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when Im around! Its not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say youre prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson.

I keep stepping on it when I walk.

Or it’s some kind of rare contagious skin disorder.

I go to the tanning bed and only tan my dick. How bout that one? Or, I use self tanner lotion on it because I like the way it looks. LOL?? Some guys dicks are just naturally darker than the rest of their body. No big deal if your dick is darker than the rest of you.

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Originally posted by maxwell
I accidentally beat off with self tanning lotion.

HA HA HA HA ROLMAO


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