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Every time I fight with my GF, and if some one is in earshot, she will you spit out that I have a small dick. Just last week I was yelling at her to clean the house because I had just got home with one of my best buddies in tow and there was no place to sit in the LR, because she had all her crap spread out. Here is a woman that has no job, sleeps till 3 pm, does nothing but watch TV all fucking day while I bust my hump working 7 days a week, 12 hrs. min. per day. (I’ve been watching the “The Dog Whisperer” to get some helpful hints, but the bitch is already too calm and submissive.)

Anyway, in the middle of my rant, she tells me that I can take my “little dick” and shove it into my own ass. I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off. Even my buddy was dying. (Good thing that he overheard one of my other GFs telling my doctor friend that she couldn’t take anymore when he joked that the HGH that I was ordering would make my dick bigger.) Now, this “little dick” comment comes from a woman that complains that I am way too big for her. I am not joking when I tell you that I can barely fit inside of her. Just goes to show you that women know where to strike a man when she wants maximal damage. And I think that they also know what to say to make us feel the greatest. What a woman thinks about our penises, seems to either make or break a man. Kind of sad, isn’t it?

I think you need to break up with that girl.

My wife and I both get pretty ruthless when we fight, but she has never called my dick small (and it isn’t big). I think I would lose my shit.


Horny Bastard

Originally Posted by Joe_joe
I think you need to break up with that girl.

Amen. That would piss me right off. Saying you’re small when she’s trying to get back at you, but saying you’re big while in the confines of the bedroom. That’s harsh.

Originally Posted by dabone
Every time I fight with my GF, and if some one is in earshot, she will you spit out that I have a small dick. Just last week I was yelling at her to clean the house because I had just got home with one of my best buddies in tow and there was no place to sit in the LR, because she had all her crap spread out. Here is a woman that has no job, sleeps till 3 pm, does nothing but watch TV all fucking day while I bust my hump working 7 days a week, 12 hrs. min. per day. (I’ve been watching the “The Dog Whisperer” to get some helpful hints, but the bitch is already too calm and submissive.)

Anyway, in the middle of my rant, she tells me that I can take my “little dick” and shove it into my own ass. I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off. Even my buddy was dying. (Good thing that he overheard one of my other GFs telling my doctor friend that she couldn’t take anymore when he joked that the HGH that I was ordering would make my dick bigger.) Now, this “little dick” comment comes from a woman that complains that I am way too big for her. I am not joking when I tell you that I can barely fit inside of her. Just goes to show you that women know where to strike a man when she wants maximal damage. And I think that they also know what to say to make us feel the greatest. What a woman thinks about our penises, seems to either make or break a man. Kind of sad, isn’t it?

Yo dabone a couple questions. Why would you keep such a woman around? Why would you “rant” at her in front of your buddy?

I have tried to break up with her for years now. She is perfectly aware of all my indescretions. She puts up with every kind of abuse that I throw at her, and she will not leave. When I first met her, I thought that I had won the lottery. She was drop dead gorgeous. When I walked the streets with her, every single head, male or female, would turn. She got into doing drugs which turned her away from me, since I neither smoke, drink or drug. She has stopped doing her drugging and is now resolved to getting into my good graces. I guess that she feels that what I have going for me is what she wants in her life most. Many of my former GFs will also proclaim that I was the greatest man that ever entered their lives. I have broken up with all of them since I have no intention of ever getting marrried. I am already married to my ambition (which I feel, makes me the most fucked up man that has ever entered these women’s lives). I am hoping that now that she is sober, that she will begin to contemplate on her future and realise that she does not have any more time to waste and that realization will enable her to go forward.

But……back to the way women love to get back at us. If you are a successful or powerful man, some women will try to cut you down to size by either ridiculing your size or performance. My little “angel” has made disparaging remarks about my member on many occasions, but only in earshot of my male friends. She does this to diminish my stature amongst my peers. She forgets, though, the times that she complains to the wives and GFs of these very same men that I am too big for her. I know that women talk to their men, so I know that my buddies have heard that I am no “slouch”. Plus, my closest buddies go on double dates with me and my other lovers/GFs and they see that these other women are crazy about me (they’re always talking about marriage, or they’re fucking me while they’re involved with other men). Then there are those buddies that have been with me when I have purchased condoms. They know that I don’t buy regular condoms because I can’t fit into them. So, when my GF starts with her comments, I never dignify them with any other response other than laughter. I believe that if I become defensive, then:
1) It brings too much attention to something that is stupid from the start
2) It is not a conversation that I want to have with my male friends. I am not into describing my penis with my friends.
3) It’s not tasteful. It’s bad enough that I have to put her in her place when my friends are visiting, but I do not want them to believe that I am a filthy pig and the reason that my house is a mess is because I am undiciplined and unprincipled.

Women commenting on their ex’s short-comings is nothing new. That is how they try to get even with us. I wonder how they would feel if we, men, would make remarks like: “She has the biggest pussy I have ever seen. Fucking her was like throwing a crowbar down a hallway.” or “Her hole stunk so bad that I would gag whenever I got too close to it.”

I know that they don’t really care if you tell everybody that wants to here that they suck in bed. But I don’t think they can handle “Big hairy stink hole”. :-)

Originally Posted by losiglow
Amen. That would piss me right off. Saying you’re small when she’s trying to get back at you, but saying you’re big while in the confines of the bedroom. That’s harsh.

That and she’s nasty to him and is a leech.

Originally Posted by dabone

Many of my former GFs will also proclaim that I was the greatest man that ever entered their lives.

Yea but they are “former” girl friends for some reason.

You yell and rant at your girl about cleaning up, degrading her while your friends watch. You cheat on your girlfriend, you fuck your friends girlfriends behind their backs….

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Plus, my closest buddies go on double dates with me and my other lovers/GFs and they see that these other women are crazy about me (they’re always talking about marriage, or they’re fucking me while they’re involved with other men).

Maybe you are not as great a guy as you think you are.


Horny Bastard

Originally Posted by ticktickticker
Sacred - I’m not sure, it was too dark in there, from the feeling of tightness it could well be.

I know that she has a retroflexed uterus and I never had a woman with the fornix so close to the vaginal opening. I speculated that I might have been between her fornix and the retroflexed uterus.

The fornix - in the fornix .. Well that reminds me of a porn story I read when I was in puberty. I never thought it is possible except in books. Is it? The cervical canal is very small normally? Isn’t it?

Zaneblue - help, please. You’re the one who knows these things - aren’t you?

I know what you are asking ticktick, and I can answer your question. You were not entering the cervix, hands down. It is not possible. You were in a fornix. I would say that you were in the posterior fornix, becuase it is deer in women that have a normal uterus. You mentioned something about your girlfriend’s uterus being inverted, so I can’t promise you which fornix you were in. To be causing her pain, you were very near her cervix and were pushing things around. If you were in the deep spot (posterior fornix) pressing the cull de sac, you were pulling the vaginal walls that connect to her cervix, and possibly not hitting it directly (which should have felt good for her). When deep penetration is painful for a women, either the penis is bumping the cervix too roughly, or they are actually hitting the very end of the vagina, the deepest spot in the rear fornix, too hard. The end should just about stretch up to the sacrum, but too much pressure or force can turn what is pleasureable into something painful. I will need to draw up some diagrams one day. I do not own a scanner, but who knows what the future holds.

Mrvg,

where did I say that I screw my friend’s GFs? I still fool around with my exes who have new BFs who I don’t know. I would never screw even an ex of a friend of mine. It doesn’t even matter if they had broken up years ago and she has had a hundred guys in between. I don’t do those things. As for giving shit to someone who is unwanted and is fucking up my apartment, I don’t take crap from men and I am less likely to take crap from a woman. You may say that I am weak because I can’t get the bitch out of my place, but my life is a little more complicated than most. She is pretty fucking tenacious and I don’t need the cops to drag me away, because you know how things work in this country. Right or wrong, in the eyes of the law, the man is always in the wrong. I’ve got her sober, finally, and hopefully she will have the sense to move on. At least she got her life back and is no longer hooked on drugs. That was my gift to her, and I can tell you that it was no easy task. I’ve gone to the deepest part of hell and back, and I don’t know how many men would do that for a woman that they didn’t even love. I’ve paid for some of my karma and then some.

I am not cheating on her, because I have told her thousands of times that we have stopped being a couple years ago. So, when she moans about me being a cheater, I remind her that she decided to replace me with drugs. I do not lie to the other girls about the girls that I sleep with. Some of them even know each other. I tell them that if they think that they can capture my heart before the other girls, they can knock themselves out trying.

I’ve left all of my girlfriends because I don’t want to waste any more of their lives than I have to. I am selfish, but not that selfish. I still want them to have a life. They want the whole “white picket fence” thing, and that is not me. They know this coming in, but they all feel that they’ll be the one to change me. Me, I just want to get laid every now and then. It’s not my fault that I have testosterone running through my veins. It’s the same chemical that allows me to be successful in my ventures. I don’t fuck hookers, because I prefer to have some connection with the person I am intimate with. That’s enough explaining……….

Listen, I am no “spring chicken” and I have come to know myself over the years. I hold no illusions. I know my strengths and my weaknesses. I am sorry that I couldn’t employ some false modesty so that you could feel better about yourself. In the meantime, let’s keep it civil here. This forum is, I hope, a place that we can exchange our experiences and not a place to criticize others.

Peace…

Kojack10 and mrvag - thanks for comment and pics - so if I understand the fornix are deep portions of the vagina in front of, and behind (on the sides probably), of the cervix. According to your comment the cervix cannot be penetrated, that’s what I thought (I once inserted a 5 mm sound in a girl’s cervical canal and connected it to a vibrator - this produced a strange but exciting feeling for her). But as the cervix looks the canal is way too small to be penetrated under normal conditions.

Posterior fornix therefore - since her uterus is retroflexed - would then be the most likely location where my glans got squeezed so nicely. Thanks for your input.


Later - ttt

Dabone, when I read your comment about double dating, I took the words “these other women” as your buddies women, not the women you were with. I see what you mean now. My mistake.

I don’t mean to criticize you, just bringing up thoughts for discussion, maybe to put things in perpective. Now I know more about your relationship, and this girl sounds like nothing more than an annoying room mate, not a girl friend. Fair enough.


Horny Bastard

Originally Posted by mravg
Now I know more about your relationship, and this girl sounds like nothing more than an annoying room mate, not a girl friend. Fair enough.

An annoying freeloading room mate:D


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

Originally Posted by dabone
Women commenting on their ex's short-comings is nothing new. That is how they try to get even with us.

Not my woman, dude. She is total class and would never do such a thing. Suggest you hold out for something better, assuming you rate. If not, qualify yourself.

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