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So I’m sitting at my computer desk and hanging, much like I have done for the past year. The hanger is comfortable, I am relaxed and getting a good stretch when all of a sudden our cat sneaks up from behind and licks my balls. I have must jumped ten feet. This inexpensive technique has left my ligs sore like no other workout before.

Materials needed: One Cat (preferably de-clawed)

Disclaimer: This technique is not for newies or for those cat owners who are fond of their cats as the resultant scream tends to scare the feline to death.


Never argue with an idiot...they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

That’s hilarious!


"Denn wer ewig strebend sich bemüht, den können wir erlösen"

Goethe, Faust II

that is some funny shit!

Yeah, certainly made me laugh. I’m glad you didn’t injure yourself.

:D hey toolguy now you have your own exercise, you have to name it now.

How about Cat Blasters or Pussy lick Blasters.


I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work. Thomas Edison (1847-1931)

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Originally posted by Dino9X7
:D hey toolguy now you have your own exercise, you have to name it now.
How about Cat Blasters or Pussy lick Blasters.

Now that has to be one of the funniest things I’ve read in about a week!

LOL, Dino

“Cat Blasters” I like it. A training video is soon to come. Where did I put that catnip?


Never argue with an idiot...they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

As an owner of a cat, I do understand that completely.

I’ll wager it got your attention very quickly as that is akin to rubbing sandpaper on them.

:rolling:


sunny A day without sunshine is like a day without laughter :sun:

OMG! :D :chuckle:

Dogs can have strange ideas, but cats are just purely evil.


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

Sunshine… I am just thankful she chose to lick them instead of taking a swipe at them. She is NOT declawed. Carumba!


Never argue with an idiot...they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

I almost shit my pants!!!!

Oh god Toolguy! That would have hurt worse. At least I got mine declawed. However, had she swiped at them, it would have been 2” instead of just 1”


sunny A day without sunshine is like a day without laughter :sun:

Sorry, but…declawed?? Is this for real? How do you declaw a cat?


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

You take the cat to the vet and they remove the front claws.


sunny A day without sunshine is like a day without laughter :sun:

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