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LOLOLOL made me crack up!


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Shit, had me laughing for a while! What’d you do, chase the cat around the room while dragging yourself after it, with your weights scraping the floor behind your ass? :D


I am building a Canadian Maple for the lovely beavers....eh!

That’s too funny. I have a dog and I do my routine in the upstairs bathroom. Sometimes she goes into the bedroom and glances at me pullin it and I swear her expression is what the f%$# are you doing? Again?

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Originally posted by sunshinekid
You take the cat to the vet and they remove the front claws.

Now that is one of the most terrible things I’ve heard you can do to your pet legally. Among that some get their pets “fixed”.


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

Yeah maybe, but it sure saves the furniture!


sunny A day without sunshine is like a day without laughter :sun:

OMG funniest thread EVAR!

Oh, great Tooolguy now my cats have that funny look in there eyes!

Thunder:

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Vise Grips.

The thread is funny (Sorry for your pain Toool) but Thunders comment had me rolling!

~Q


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Thankfully I wasn’t hurt. My ligs are a bit sore and for some odd reason my cat is steering clear of me, LOL.


Never argue with an idiot...they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Probably due to the scream Toolguy.

And yes, thank goodness you weren’t injuried. That might have been hard to explain at the ER.


sunny A day without sunshine is like a day without laughter :sun:

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Originally posted by sunshinekid
You take the cat to the vet and they remove the front claws.

Not to nitpick too much, but they actually just remove the last digits of the toes,
not just the claws. Apparently digging out the nailbed is a very involved procedure, and it’s simpler
just to lop the last joint off (ouch).

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Originally posted by ThunderSS
Vise Grips.

That is soooooo wrong. Funny, but wrong.


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Originally posted by sunshinekid
Yeah maybe, but it sure saves the furniture!

Yeah, and mayby your fingers should’ve been cut when you were a baby, so that you wouldn’t have broken all your parents precious things. Really! I think that is sick! What if your fingers would be cut or nails ripped off for sakes of conveniency?


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

Base

How do you really feel?


Never argue with an idiot...they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

How do I really feel? What kind of guestion is that? I just happen to be a real animal lover, and not in a sick perverted way. I used to fish when I was a kid, but stopped because I hated killing the catch. I pitied the fish. :) :down: (the fool, secjay ;) )

I just think is brutal and unnecessery to rip ones nails off or cut their toes. If you are so afraid of the cat ruining your furniture, do you really think you should get a cat in the first place? Do you understand that we are talking about a living being, which feels pain and can be hurt? It’s not another “thing” you get to decorate your matching fittings, now is it?

I don’t understand you people. How could anyone aprove something like this? :confused:


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

Base,

Relax! I’m just having a little fun at your expense? No disrespect intended. I shared this thread because it was comical. Nobody is starting a “Declaw the Cats” campaign. Do you have comedians in Finland?


Never argue with an idiot...they drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

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