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Originally Posted by 8x6Dream

Where’s the part about your huge cock? 😕

lol,

Maybe he just didn’t see the words Big Dick in the thread title…..


A Small Leak Will Always Sink A Great Ship.

(Fat Pad 0.25")

So she’s leaning over and my dick was the hardest it’s ever been. Back then it was a good 6 inches hard and She’s stroking it against her boobs and it’s just throbbing !! And as soon as she looked up at the window! I see her do this odd sexy smile . And I turn to look because I reached the ponr . My cum goes flying all over her tits all over me as I noticed the cart pusher guy looking through the window . And I turn I looked back at her . And the guy walks away! She’s like I think he liked what he seen! I’ll never forget that !

The advantages of a nightgown or better listen to your daddy

I had my basic training in the army as mountain infantry guy and volunteered for going in the French-speaking part of Switzerland while coming from the German speaking part. The place I went was a fortress called Savatan in St. Maurice, just at the bend of the Rhone valley before it goes into lake of Geneva, so day-time work was outside (it started in July, and hot it was!) and sleeping was in the ever-constant cold and damp fortress at 18 degrees Celsius.

My father warned me about that and said “the best thing to wear is one of these long, woolen nightgowns like my granddad as farmer had to prevent rheumatism. The place is known for it, as it was first built as prison for the Swiss army in the late thirties.” My father was an MD, so I listened, obeyed and bought (end of June in the nicely hot summer of 86’) a flannel nightgown on the farmers market the week before I started my army duty.

The first night came and everybody was a bit nervous - sleeping half a mile inside of a mountain is not for the claustrophobic. So I undressed and put on my medieval nightgown. The whole platoon of 25 guys had a laugh attack! One even said that they should buy me a nightcap too.

Then entered the corporal on duty and announced wake-up time at 0500h and ordered “I will come in, turn on the light, yell ‘Good morning’ and within 5 seconds everybody stands in front of his bed at attention. Those missing the 5 seconds limit will be punished”.

I don’t remember the punishment, but naturally nobody wanted to get a notice on day 2 already. The corporal then turned off the light and the darkness of a cavern deep in the mountain surrendered us.

I slept well in my personal winter climate equipment, and then suddenly: BRIGHT light, a harsh voice yelling “Good Morning” and then counting “One, two, three..” At three, everybody was out and standing at attention - and not only the guys, their morning woods too.

Most heads turned bright red - but I didn’t. Despite my 8+ inches being quite bigger than average, my nightgown made a bump but hid nicely any details.

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A week later, a lot of my comrades had nightgowns too. Everybody, naturally, said it was good for not getting rheumatism.


Modified forum rule #69: Your avatar must show a JUICY ass, may it be female, male, mermaid, even sheep or horses are accepted. :-)

My logbook: Richard65 - the roadbook

Nothing serious to report other than I’m stopped at screening every time I fly. It’s always my penis and balls. I’ve thought of wearing underwear when I fly to help prevent the delays.


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