forgot to put my toys away

Man, I’ve been getting sloppy lately. My wife and I are now on opposing shifts at work so I guess I’ve gotten complacent about having the house to myself all day. About a week ago I was reading the newspaper and my wife was using the family computer to check email, or something, and I heard her ask”what’s this Thunder’s Place?” I’d left a page open on her computer!! My wife is a lot of fun, and loves sex, and seems to be enjoying my bigger, stronger dick, but

she’s not open to the idea of PE. Fortunately it was a pretty innocuous page without any 8” cocks or weird looking penis building equipment. Then the next day I left my pump stuff in a bag under the computer desk. You’d think maybe I’d learn something, but about three days after that, I was about 70 miles from home buying a new pump cylinder) and realized that I’d left my pump stuff hanging on the patio doorknob! I’d hung it there so I’d remember to bring it to the garage. I’m praying all the way back home that this would not be a day that she comes home for lunch. Fortunately, these situations all turned out ok, but I’ve gotta be more careful.

Let’s face it, your the walking dead. With a memory like yours it’s just a matter of time before your compromised. You need to start a conversation with her about why she wears makeup. If she had the chance to make her boobs bigger or her waist smaller or skin smoother wouldn’t she do it? Then lead that into how you feel the same way and have recently found out that PE is not only real but permanent. It adds pleasure to your sexual relationship and your going to persue it for the benefit of both of you. It will require some privacy because like a tampon it is a personal thing. I don’t want to hid this from you as that would be a betrail of the trust we have with each other. Let her know that it is not her decision about whether or not your doing it but she needs to know so there are not be any secrets between you. So if she finds strange stuff around you don’t want her coming unglued about it. Then be discreat anyway. If she has objections she will keep them to herself, especially if she is enjoying some of the fruits of your labors so far.

My wife always says that I was perfectly OK before, but at the same time she accepts conversation about it. Not any details mind you but things like when I went ot a boxing match and they were going to frisk everyone I had to get out of line and go to my car because I had on a set of PEweights . She gasped and laughed. I just told everyone that I was packing a gun and had to ditch it in the car. My family understands that because we all have conceal and carry permits.

Anyway it is far better to bring her into what what your doing rather then being on the defensive when she finds something. The important thing is to TELL HER what your doing and dont give her permission to veto. Let it become a fact of life for her. If she’s liked the results so far you’ve got nothing to worry about.

Yeah, thats why I told my wife about this in the beginning…I knew eventually I would slip up.

I left my Bib Hanger lying around one time… I had to tell my mom it was a prop for a skit I was involved with in one of my college courses. (that was the best I could come up with in 1.5 seconds..)

Today the only device I use is my Cable Clamp because I’m even more forgetful than clgp7.

I bet you made some serious time on the way home