Fluffertrax - Music to Jelq by

So, I find myself humming porn music while stretching and jelqing - that’s cool. So, the light bulb goes off, and I Google "porn music" and came up with this neat site with free streaming porn music:

http://www.fluf … om/fluffertrax/

They ask you to register, but you don’t have to. All you need to listen is a player: Windows MediaPlayer, RealPlayer, QuickTime, or any of the other free music players.

This is the real stuff - funky, 70’s, lots of guitar riffs, wah-wah’s, and driving rhythm, with occasional moans, sighs, and screams in the background. They even played the theme from "Deep Throat" yesterday - bout near brought tears of nostalgia to my eyes. Do you remember when you first saw Deep Throat?

So, this morning I had a fun, sexy stretch / jelq workout, staring (at least in my own mind) as "Porn Star: Mr. Convertible". (Hey, I can dream, can’t I?) :jelq: MC

Dude are you serious. Ah man this was an entertaining post. Just as an outsider looking in, I think when you are just listening to porn music or can “name that tune” you might be watching a little too much. Or maybe not, I don’t know, I just found this funny as hell. Do whatever works.

Mmmmk.

I love it. Hot dogs and donuts in the workplace.