Fill in the blank: My most embarrassing PE moment was _____
…when I went to the gym today wearing my post-PE cock ring. Took it off before my workout and placed it “safely” in the velcro back pocket of my sweat pants to avoid any mishaps on the gym floor. Unfortunately, said velcro wasn’t secure and as I later returned from the shower, dropped my towel, and reached for the sweat pants, the 1 3/4” cock ring fell out of the pocket, hit the floor with a loud clang and rolled half way across the locker room. One of the five or so guys getting dressed at the time picked it up and handed it to me without comment. Embarrassed as hell, I said, “Thanks,” and got the hell out of there as fast as I could.