Experiment at Work
The office I work in is fairly conservative, and filled with educated men & women. I’ve been there for about 5 years and everyone knows I’m married. I should also add that the women there, for the most part, pretty much ignore me - especially the younger ones.
Well, I wanted to try an experiment.
This morning I was talking to another guy in the office - loud enough for 2 women nearby to hear me, but low enough so that it seemed like I didn’t want them to hear me (we have to watch for any semblance of sexual harrassment, etc., insensitivity, blah, blah, blah). Anyway, I was talking in a pseudo-hushed tone to another guy, about 8 feet away from 2 female blabbermouths. I said….
“Ken, I just found out about Trojan Double-X Magnums. Damn, now I can finally wear a condom.”
And he said something like, “Oh, yeah, hadn’t you heard about them?”
And I said, “No, and regular condoms are impossible for me to wear.”
Well, well, well. Now the women all grin when they see me, some blush; I’ve even caught one studying my crotch. Another woman started calling me “Double X.” And a woman in her late 50’s was giggling & saying to me, “Awwwww, I heard about your ‘problem’.”
And these are educated women. Amazing how I’m suddenly a popular guy - after 5 years - just by intimating that I have a huge beef rod.
Some of these women have master’s degrees, yet the thought that I’m swinging a pussy-splitter has their pissflaps itching & lathering. You should see them, giddy like adolescents. At first it was kinda funny, now I’m actually disgusted.
Any other thoughts about size mattering?