Doctors office, Oi dang!
Just got to went:
I always have a flaccid around 5 inches, often 6 on a warm day, 4 on really cold days etc.. Flaccid girth about 5 also I think. Anyway, I went to my doctor to check myself for chlamydia just in case. Damn I have never turtled like that! I jumped in the sea, yes in Norway, in october (after half a bottle of gin :p ), and this visit to the doctor was at least 10 times worse! I really just wanted to say: “wait just a minute, just need to give it a few tugs and jelqs so you won’t have to put that sample stick down in this small penis.”
Thanks for listening to my utterly ridiculous story! :)
I guess what I/we can learn from this is that your mind really can affect your body, VERY much! It’s probably a body mechanism that reduces your penis size when you feel nervous. Because in the good ol’ days you was probably fighting wild animals when you were nervous. And we wouldn’t want the penis to get cut off by rabid cow or something, do we?
(And doctors must be very confident in bed as they think everyone elses penis is pretttty damn small. :D )