Deep Heat Warm Up with Microwaves
I’ve recently been experimenting with deep tissue warm up. The idea came from hearing about telecom engineers who warm their hands in cold weather by passing them in front of the microwave transmitters that forward telecom signals from one tower to another. Because microwaves can penetrate tissue deeply, it seemed reasonable to assume that a full warm up could be completed within a few seconds and be much more effective that any standard warmup process.
A standard domestic microwave oven is useless for this method as the microwaves are of a much lower quality than the commercial grade telecoms equipment. In a standard microwave oven, the microwaves are heavy and have to be transmitted from top to bottom or sprayed over the food from the side. They eventually fall harmlessly through the bottom of the oven and then through the earth to the core where, because gravity is equally opposed, they stay. This is why you should never store fresh food under a microwave oven.
The microwaves used for telecom towers are light microwaves, they do not fall in the way that heavy microwaves do and so can be used as a directional beam. They are also much more capable of heating without cooking and this is important.
I live in the path between two telecom towers transmitting microwaves. The path is 84m metres above ground. I considered constructing a tower to that height to allow me a warm up and jelqing room placed just below the path of the beam. This would have allowed me to warm up using a bed on top of a cylinder from a variable height dental chair. I could have raised myself into the beam and then lowered myself after a few seconds. I built the room and variable height bed at ground level to test and it worked perfectly. However, building a tower to 84m capable of supporting my 9 foot square jelqing room would have required over an acre of land at the base (to be stable when using a wooden construction) and unfortunately my neighbours would not allow me to construct the needed supporting structure on their property.
The solution to this was fairly simple it turned out. A trebuchet is capable of incredible force and I needed only a short time in the path of the beam. I calculated that if I could pass my erect penis through the beam at the apex of the throw, I could sufficiently warm up. I have just completed a trebuchet capable of launching me to the required level and in an arc that will end in a soft mattress, ready to start jelqing. I’m about to do the first test. Wish me luck!
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