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Originally Posted by theskyisthelimit

Some chick put tooth paste on my dick once. Let me tell you… ouch.

I’ve never been able to receive the “coke/pepsi blowjob”! :( You know, where your partner keeps a mouthful of coke and then gives you oral. Unfortunately it really stang the very tip of my penis. It could have just been that she was trying hard not to let any spill and so kept her lips tight around my glans while inserting my dick in her mouth, causing my meatus (cum/pee-hole) to open up slightly allowing coke in… not nice anyway, and I would have loved to feel what its supposed to be like! :(


Start: 22 Mar 04: 6.5" BPEL x 4.6" EG & 6" head. As at: 1 Jan 05: 7.5" BPEL x 4.8-4.9" EG & 6.3" head.

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Never had or heard of a pepsi/coke blowjob, sounds refreshing.

Actualy reminds me of something not so cool hapening to me once. My not-so experienced girlfriend at the time thought that she would give me head with an ice cube in her mouth, which was all good, till she got careless and almost choked on the ice, trigering a huge gag reflex and certain spew on my cock.

Things werent the same after that, it was very embarrasing.

I actually did something like that for a little while, it seems to help keep you fluffed up if anything. Tiger balm is the same kinda stuff in a petroleum jelly. Mix a little in with vaseline to water it down so to speak.

I haven’t done it for a while, I got lazy and just got back to PE. :)

Originally Posted by theskyisthelimit
Some chick put tooth paste on my dick once. Let me tell you… ouch.

yeah, but try that the other way around. I used to brush my teeth or suck on a mentholyptus cough drop and go down on women. Wow, would they squirm! Most of them loved it.


Gut Scramblin' goodness.

Originally Posted by Rifor
I’ve never been able to receive the “coke/pepsi blowjob”! :( You know, where your partner keeps a mouthful of coke and then gives you oral. Unfortunately it really stang the very tip of my penis. It could have just been that she was trying hard not to let any spill and so kept her lips tight around my glans while inserting my dick in her mouth, causing my meatus (cum/pee-hole) to open up slightly allowing coke in… not nice anyway, and I would have loved to feel what its supposed to be like! :(

I had a girl once try the same thing with Rumple-mints 100 proof schnapps, my cock felt like it was on fire.

Whatever happened to straight missionary vaginal penetration?

You kids, and your party tricks.


d_sutuous

Originally Posted by d_sut
Whatever happened to straight missionary vaginal penetration?
You kids, and your party tricks.

While that’s cool position and all, it just makes it all the harder to stick my thumb in their butt. :p


Gut Scramblin' goodness.

For deep heat, consider therapeutic ultrasound:
I’ve now using a therapeutic ultrasound unit (Sonic Relief — $250 approx) while hanging with bib starter on the exposed area of shaft. I also started using Jason’s 25,000 IU Vit E moisturizing cream for jelq. (Feels great, is good for skin, helps repair any slight skin damage.) If Vit E cream is applied first on exposed area before applying gel, the Vit E may be driven deeper into tissues by ultrasound.

What I found works well is to stay at an area for a count of 30 then move to another area. Unit must be kept moving to avoid overheating a given spot. You’ll feel a deep heat & before it begins to feel uncomfortable, move on.

This conversation reminds of the time last year when I was cutting up jalapeno peppers for a salsa I was making. I had to go to the bathroom and I got some of the oil on my testicles. Oh boy - that stuff is not pleasant and it won’t come off with soap and water. I missed dinner and sat in a tub of cold water. My in-laws were visiting. They found it amusing.

Originally Posted by northof60
This conversation reminds of the time last year when I was cutting up jalapeno peppers for a salsa I was making. I had to go to the bathroom and I got some of the oil on my testicles. Oh boy - that stuff is not pleasant and it won’t come off with soap and water. I missed dinner and sat in a tub of cold water. My in-laws were visiting. They found it amusing.


You just used the wrong liquid. If you should do it again, next time try milk, it kills the capsicum action.

This concept is killing me: He runs to the refrigerator, grabs the bottle of milk and then runs back to the bathroom. Into the tub and when his wife comes in, there he is with his legs spread and pouring milk all over his crotch. :rolling:


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Back in the days when I was in high school, I was a wrestler, once I put some balm on my shoulder and in about 5 minutes my shoulder was on fire. I had washed my hands because it was making my hands uncomfortable, then my hands were fine. Before I went to the shower to get the shit off my shoulder, I took a piss, no problem, until I was showering. That shit almost burned my dick off. It lasted days. sweat on my crotch fucken burned. I remember telling my mother that my stomach hurt so that I did have to go to school. Hell, although I couldn’t wash that shit off my shoulder either, That wasn’t my problem anymore, it was charred weenie, fucking well done. My hands were clean when I took the piss, in other words, all that shit lingers.

Man I decided to try it out for you guys just now MY DICK HURTS MAN!

Sorry for the double post but I have to post this. Guys I am in the most pain ever right now. It’s comparable to when I fractured my ankle I suggest you never put any of those products on your penis ever. EVER. For the last 10min I was hopping around in pain haha but at least now I can sit. Maybe I used too much at once, all I know is my dick feels like it’s on fire - and that’s the better half of my experience.

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