Crazy Tom's Penis Enlargment Haiku contest
Hi boys and girls,
Well, she-it, it’s been a rough few months for old Tom. Everything sacred about his site has been trashed. Make that Trashed with a capital T. First Piet comes along and with one simple design change makes Tom’s AFB Hanger look really, really, stupid. So is it his hanger now or Tom’s? I have to refigure that page. Then Hobby comes along with a two-cent Zinger that makes mine look ridiculous overcomplicated by comparison. So whence, exactly, with the zinger page? *sigh*
Far from being the guy with cheap’n’clever answers, I feel myself morphing, once again, into a kind of quaint, archaic sideshow (albeit one with high graphic design values).
Thus, in the sideshow spirit, I would like to add some entertainment to my site, for which purpose I invite you - and you and you - to submit your favorite penis enlargement Haiku. Once you’ve written it.
People devote as many words to describing Haiku as some people do describing how to pull on your dick with your hand, but essentially (remember - ah - junior high. Que rico!) Haikus are little Japanese poem-thingies that have 17 syllables, preferably arranged 5-7-5:
A simple sentence
with yet another, longer
is Haiku. But bad.
SO! The subject is penis enlargement! On your mark, get set, GO! And while you’re feeling creative, check out Crazy Tom’s Jelqing 101 “Keep it short!” contest!