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I went to HD when they first opened here in town. They had a very prominent sign on the door which something like, “This is a drug free establishment”, so I left and never went back. :)

Originally Posted by WestLA-90069
Did you find this?

Cable Clamps at Home Depot

Probably not since cool guys don’t search. :)


I actually did but ignored it. Since I’m cool. :p


5.3" NBPEL.

BPEL 6.5-6.7" Goal: Anything!

Girth: 5" but getting bigger. ;)

Just to derail this thread - why did you call yourself ‘Naked Tomato’? You may have told us already but…. :)

Originally Posted by firegoat
Just to derail this thread - why did you call yourself ‘Naked Tomato’? You may have told us already but…. :)


OH! FG it’s a miraculous tale, a tale known only by the Eternal Circle. I shall tell you this tale, and the telling of this tale will tell everything!

Ahem!

One night, thousands of years ago, Yggdrasil, the Tree of Life…began to wither. Still today, the tree still stands as a monument of the Children of the Forest. The Keepers of the Tree saw Yggdrasil, and wept, for they knew the end was nigh. So they planted a seedling, in hopes another tree would take it’s place. Sadly, what sprouted…an unforgiving fear, sweeping through the galaxy. Fear held hands with Destruction, raping the earth Yggdrasil stood. 6 out of the 7 Keepers killed, Yggdrasil weeping, and life as they knew it ending. Mareg, the last keeper…turned to the Gods.

He prayed, night after night. Finally, he was visited by Tri-Celestials, Celestial of Courage, Faith, and Power. They told him the story of a child that will be born. He will be born in times of death, and despair. He alone will offer death in one hand, life in the other. A two faced bastard, emotionless to others. They then left him…on the 7th day, a meteor fell from the sky. It was in the shape of a seed, and fell atop Yggdrasils brilliant leaves. Mareg watched day in, and day out.

Finally a week passed, the meteor dissolved, and man could be seen. He was bright red, as if he came from the womb. The man fell from the tree, completely naked. Covered in soot, blood. Mareg took the boy in, bathed him. His right hand stained with blood, and left encircled with golden branching leaves. He is taught the ways of the Keepers, and protects the Tree.

That is how Naked Tomato came to be born! :D :D :D

Actually it’s because I like tomatoes, and I like being naked. :) Haha!


5.3" NBPEL.

BPEL 6.5-6.7" Goal: Anything!

Girth: 5" but getting bigger. ;)

Originally Posted by Naked Tomato

Actually it’s because I like tomatoes, and I like being naked. :) Haha!

Prove it with a photo.

Originally Posted by WestLA-90069

Prove it with a photo.

Visions of tomato juice running down a naked torso. ;)

Originally Posted by WestLA-90069

Prove it with a photo.

haha! Whatever. You just wanna see my root. ;)


5.3" NBPEL.

BPEL 6.5-6.7" Goal: Anything!

Girth: 5" but getting bigger. ;)

:)

So how did you clamp your penis with a shoelace? I searched but cannot find any clamping tutorials only mini threads, hopefully you can help me understand better.

It’s not a technique that you want to repeat.

It’s dangerous because the compression forces are concentrated in a very small area and can cause serious tissue damage. Clamping should be done only by experienced PEers (at least three months of the newbie routine) and with a wide clamp that’s easy to remove in an emergency (no hose clamps that require a screwdriver to open).

Originally Posted by Naked Tomato

OH! FG it’s a miraculous tale, a tale known only by the Eternal Circle. I shall tell you this tale, and the telling of this tale will tell everything!

Ahem!

One night, thousands of years ago, Yggdrasil, the Tree of Life…began to wither. Still today, the tree still stands as a monument of the Children of the Forest. The Keepers of the Tree saw Yggdrasil, and wept, for they knew the end was nigh. So they planted a seedling, in hopes another tree would take it’s place. Sadly, what sprouted…an unforgiving fear, sweeping through the galaxy. Fear held hands with Destruction, raping the earth Yggdrasil stood. 6 out of the 7 Keepers killed, Yggdrasil weeping, and life as they knew it ending. Mareg, the last keeper…turned to the Gods.

He prayed, night after night. Finally, he was visited by Tri-Celestials, Celestial of Courage, Faith, and Power. They told him the story of a child that will be born. He will be born in times of death, and despair. He alone will offer death in one hand, life in the other. A two faced bastard, emotionless to others. They then left him…on the 7th day, a meteor fell from the sky. It was in the shape of a seed, and fell atop Yggdrasils brilliant leaves. Mareg watched day in, and day out.

Finally a week passed, the meteor dissolved, and man could be seen. He was bright red, as if he came from the womb. The man fell from the tree, completely naked. Covered in soot, blood. Mareg took the boy in, bathed him. His right hand stained with blood, and left encircled with golden branching leaves. He is taught the ways of the Keepers, and protects the Tree.

That is how Naked Tomato came to be born! :D :D :D

Actually it’s because I like tomatoes, and I like being naked. :) Haha!

Probably a story worth reposting at What does everyone’s username mean?.


For Lampwick, becoming hung like a donkey was the result of a total commitment.

Originally Posted by Lampwick

Probably a story worth reposting at What does everyone’s username mean?.

What a wonderful little comment, Lamp. I shall make a better story and share it in its entirety upon that thread. Oh hoho!


5.3" NBPEL.

BPEL 6.5-6.7" Goal: Anything!

Girth: 5" but getting bigger. ;)

I just did intermittent manual clamping for a few hours for a couple of minutes per interval (with relatively long breaks). It’s a great ego boost. LOL!

My length jumped to 8.65 and MSEG to slightly over 6. WOOOOOOO!


2/11/11: 7.75" BPEL, 6" BSEG, 5.5" MSEG

6/4/11: 8.4" BPEL, 6.375" BSEG, 5.8" MSEG

Just started again, another new measurement coming soon; I'm pretty close to that June '11 though.

I almost pissed myself laughing while reading this thread. It would appear that PE’n leads to a massive draining of blood from the brain to the penis causing the PE enthusiast to become dumb! LOL

Originally Posted by MushroomHook
I went to HD when they first opened here in town. They had a very prominent sign on the door which something like, “This is a drug free establishment”, so I left and never went back. :)

I find this funny, because back in the day when I was growing pot, HD is where I got my lights. :cool:


2003: 6X5 2010: 7X7

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