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Chairs are my friends!

Chairs are my friends!

Alas, the woman I desire in the office has checked out my bulge again. Her eyes popped out of her head this time.

Hanging holiday decorations at the office is always cheery! Putting a screw up high on a wall to hang sometimes requires a big strong man. I was asked instead (hahahaha). Anyways, she asked and I decided to use a chair to stand on. Stepping up I realized I had on another pair of ‘penis pants’ (this time Nautica blue jeans… relaxed fit, I think??). They provide a nice bulge pouch different from the Kenneth Coles. Besides getting a little hard seeing the sparkle in her eye, silky hair and her damn nice boobs… my dick nearly ended up in her mouth as I stood up on the chair.

I guess she couldn’t help but look as I began screwing into the wall. I engaged her in conversation as I prepared the second screw. She was not moving away from her position in the hallway… near my semi hard cocker… she was looking at me… I tell you she was in a trance… like she spotted something no one else saw and was keeping it to herself. Kind of like when your grandma sees a $20 on a busy sidewalk and watches it like a hawk until everyone leaves before snatching it up.

She has already admit to fantasizing about me during sex with her husband… and also all by her lonesome… so I think I just added to her vivid imagination another erotic chapter.

I hope to fuck her one day… secretly, without anyone seeing… or ever finding out.

Happy holidays to all!

Godzilla


Start April, 2003: 5.75" BPEL, 5.25" Girth Current: 7.125" BPEL, 5.5"+ Girth still trying...

NICE STORY! I’m getting a semi just thinking about having some woman standing at face level with my penis, staring at it like a tiger eyeing a big peice of meat.


"PUT THAT THING AWAY! YOU'RE SCARING THE LADIES!!" (I wish!) Sean Jacobs

1999: 6" EBPL X 5.25" EG ~ 2001: 7" EBPL X 5.75" EG ~ 2003: 7.25" EBPL X 6" EG

Current (Jan 2013): 7.125 EBPL X 6"EG ~ GOAL = 7+" (anything more is fine) EBPL X 6.5" EG

I love this story.

<my dick nearly ended up in her mouth as I stood up on the chair.

>


"PUT THAT THING AWAY! YOU'RE SCARING THE LADIES!!" (I wish!) Sean Jacobs

1999: 6" EBPL X 5.25" EG ~ 2001: 7" EBPL X 5.75" EG ~ 2003: 7.25" EBPL X 6" EG

Current (Jan 2013): 7.125 EBPL X 6"EG ~ GOAL = 7+" (anything more is fine) EBPL X 6.5" EG

Yeah. I like that story too. It doesn’t sound like you have any moral issues with doing her, and she’s obviously open to jumping your bones if she’s divulging her fantasies about you. You two need to have some great sex soon before circumstances change somehow and you end up dreaming of those nice titties for the rest of your life.

Ike-is the NWA eonorsed by Barbra Walters?


"God is dead"-Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead"-God

I would like to reply something, but I don’t know what I’m thinking, so this’ll remain as the way it is.


"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

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Ike-is the NWA eonorsed by Barbra Walters?

Probably so. Or as she would say: it wiz mwy pwesure to endwrose the nwational waffle awsociation.

Kind of Elmer Fudd grows up in Boston. Makes me miss Gilda Radner.

I had a sticker on my car for several months and used to get some seriously dirty looks from the Volvo-driving yuppie mommies at our childcare who never got close enough to read what it actually said. http://www.tinhatnovelties.com/nwa.html

godzilla

if you pushed it she would definitely do you. You should think carefully before feeding the other guy’s kitty though. If he sniffs it out or an aquaintance of the woman rats her out it could get very ugly, even dangerous.


Check it out guys, no need to have a big dick if you ain't gonna use it!!

Godzilla,

I agree with luvdadus. It is best to think twice about fucking another man’s wife. You may have those few moments of pleasure but may have to live with other consequences. She may want you but she may not be thinking with her head. Don’t do her man, is my advice. My wife did it to me and she regrets what she has done. It is your life and you are two consenting adults, but remember there are others involved.

Ophiosaurus

Wouldn’t you feel kind of bad doing that to your wife anyway? I know I would feel like the biggest piece of shit ever.

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