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Caught in the Act

Caught in the Act

Well, it finally happened. I got caught hanging today. Not by my wife, she knows about my PE. Here’s what happened.

I had to work at home for part of the day because my wife is taking Graduate classes and we were expecting a repairman to come over. Well the guy came, did his work and then left. I fixed myself a sandwich and decided to get a hang in. I was hanging my usual 17.5 lbs. (three plates) when the phone rang. Cursing under my breath, I got up to answer the phone while holding onto the Bib to keep the weights from swinging. After the call, I went back to BTC. Well, after 3 minutes, the damned phone rang again. I got up again and answered it. I was standing there with the weights hanging off my dick and holding the phone with one hand and scratching my head (the one on my shoulders) with the other. I glanced toward the kitchen door and saw my next door neighbor, Debbie, standing there staring at me with her eye bugging out and her mouth hanging open. I quickly turned around and ended the phone call. When I turned around, she was still there. I thought to myself “Oh fuck, now what?” I took the weights off and walked to the door and opened it. The first words out of her mouth as she stared at my Bib (with my dick still inside it) were “What in the fuck are you doing?” I told her to come in and sit down and then excused myself to go to the bathroom. I took off the Bib, jelqed a little and then realized that my shorts and underwear were still in the kitchen. I came out of the bathroom and ran upstairs and put on a pair of pants. Of course, when I went back to the kitchen, she was still there. I guess I was hoping that she would go away and forget it - no such luck. She asked again, “What were you doing?’

I replied, “I was hanging weights off my penis.”
She said, “Why?”
I said, “Because it is a new technique that a lot of guys are doing to get bigger penises.”
She said, “I don’t believe you.”
I said, “Why the hell else would I be hanging 20 pounds off of my dick?”
She replied, “Is that how much you had on there?”
I said, “Yeah, pretty close.”
She asked, “Doesn’t it hurt?”
I replied, “Not at all. I’m used to it.”
She asked, “Does Elizabeth (my wife) know that you’re doing this?”
I said, “Yeah, she knows.”
Of course, her next question was, “Is it working?”
I replied, “Yes it is.”
Then she predictably asked, “How much bigger is it?”
I replied, “Almost 2 inches.”
Her eyes got really big at hearing this, then she got a little smile on her face and said, “Can I see it?”
Now, you may think that this is heading toward the predictable “I show her my dick and then the wild sex starts.” However, she is not that way. She is curious and straightforward as well as dedicated to her husband.
Knowing this I replied, “There’s no way that I’m going to show you my dick, Debbie. I’m embarrassed enough as it is. I do this because it works. I gave it a try, had some initial success that convinced me it works, and now it is a regular part of my day.”
We talked a little more about it and I asked her not to say anything to anyone about this - especially her husband and my wife. She said OK. She left shortly afterwards. I still don’t know if she will keep it a secret. I’m not so worried about her saying anything to my wife since she already knows that I PE. However, since her husband is also my accountant, I would prefer that he doesn’t know. Anyway, the moral of the story is to always assume that you can get caught at PE. If you put in a lot of hours, the odds are against you. Thank goodness that I have had some great gains or else an experience like this could put me off PE. I’m still a little embarrassed just thinking about it.

Feeling a little red in the face,

Jelktoid


Jelktoid :trash: More meat for the money!

whoa Jelktiod. That is crazy!


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Damn! She’ll never forget THAT moment!

jelktoid

I feel for you, man. My guess is her husband is smaller than you are now so she will tell him and Bib will be selling another hanger :)

That sounds awful. I hope she’s not the type that will tell the neighborhood and all her friends

Poor girl will probably need years of therapy.

Good wake up call for all of us. I have almost been caught a number of times. Yne next time could be when I get busted.


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Jelktoid i am just curious as to how your erection angle has changed while gaining that much and by hanging?

Ooops

I can’t believe you had the fortitude to get a few jelks in, before going back out to face her. You are truly dedicated to your craft.

I guess that is just one of the risks we take for the sake of a bigger penis. Sometimes when no one is around I like to get a little nude sun bathing in. Maybe a few jelks. Probably just a matter of time before the police haul me off.

Sorry to hear of your misfortune Jelktoid. I hope I can continue to defy the odds.

>>Her eyes got really big at hearing this, then she got a little smile on her face and said, “Can I see it?”
Now, you may think that this is heading toward the predictable “I show her my dick and then the wild sex starts.” However, she is not that way. She is curious and straightforward as well as dedicated to her husband. >>

Man you must have a great sense of decency. I think I would have plopped the trout out in a second. For two reasons:
1) Obliging her request might make her less likely to tell tales to her gfs if she gets pissed at you.
2) You may not know her as well as you think you do and she may have been both curious and turned on.


Check it out guys, no need to have a big dick if you ain't gonna use it!!

If you’d have obliged her, showed her your tool, and wound up doing her- your secret would be forever a secret :)

toid,

Holy peeping toms batman!

I sense a new forum coming on.

First, always have the phone close to hand when hanging.
Second, never hang within view of a uncovered window or door.
Third, tell your wife, she will find out anyway. If you tell her, it will be good for a lot of laughs.
Fourth, always keep the doors locked when hanging.

You might be extremely popular in the neighborhood for some time to come.

Did she want to see your penis without the hanger? Surely she saw it with the hanger on? Was that not enough?

Bigger

that is great

jt,

I agree with luvdadus you should have unleased the liz for her.

I hate to break the news to you toid but there is no way she isn’t going to start talking. Maybe you could bribe her by getting her husband a hanger for Xmas.

I told my best friend and he was cool with it, so your probably OK there. It’s the rest of the neigbors wifes that might make it interesting.

Your going to be one popular guy.

classic !

Jelktoid you have will power made of steel. I think I would have unleashed the dragon on her too, especially if I gained two inches like you. Hell I’d probably show it to the president’s wife if she asked.

:babe2:
:flash:

Oh brother…

Here’s the thing - if you *had* showed it to her, and your wife found out there would have been serious problems. I am really glad you didn’t do it. I wouldn’t have either, although there is a side of me that wants to just drop drawers in front of my hot sis-in-law and show her the penis she so inquisitively asked about. But anyways…

Fantasy is one thing, reality and marriage is quite another.

I am undecided as to whether I’d tell my wife (if I were you). Because if Debbie is somewhere and starts drinking with women, oh boy - you are a prime topic of conversation.

Maybe get your wife to have all the girls come over for the evening and you come out after they’ve been drinking, talking, and pillow-fighting (hehe - can’t resist - Seinfeld: “was there pillow fighting?”). Do a stupid “The Full Monty” and then BAM!, right up under Debbie’s nose and “See it? HUH!?! HUH!?!”

OK, let me know how it goes with that. I am figuring Xmas or New Year’s Eve party..

-BH

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