Caught in the Act
Well, it finally happened. I got caught hanging today. Not by my wife, she knows about my PE. Here’s what happened.
I had to work at home for part of the day because my wife is taking Graduate classes and we were expecting a repairman to come over. Well the guy came, did his work and then left. I fixed myself a sandwich and decided to get a hang in. I was hanging my usual 17.5 lbs. (three plates) when the phone rang. Cursing under my breath, I got up to answer the phone while holding onto the Bib to keep the weights from swinging. After the call, I went back to BTC. Well, after 3 minutes, the damned phone rang again. I got up again and answered it. I was standing there with the weights hanging off my dick and holding the phone with one hand and scratching my head (the one on my shoulders) with the other. I glanced toward the kitchen door and saw my next door neighbor, Debbie, standing there staring at me with her eye bugging out and her mouth hanging open. I quickly turned around and ended the phone call. When I turned around, she was still there. I thought to myself “Oh fuck, now what?” I took the weights off and walked to the door and opened it. The first words out of her mouth as she stared at my Bib (with my dick still inside it) were “What in the fuck are you doing?” I told her to come in and sit down and then excused myself to go to the bathroom. I took off the Bib, jelqed a little and then realized that my shorts and underwear were still in the kitchen. I came out of the bathroom and ran upstairs and put on a pair of pants. Of course, when I went back to the kitchen, she was still there. I guess I was hoping that she would go away and forget it - no such luck. She asked again, “What were you doing?’
I replied, “I was hanging weights off my penis.”
She said, “Why?”
I said, “Because it is a new technique that a lot of guys are doing to get bigger penises.”
She said, “I don’t believe you.”
I said, “Why the hell else would I be hanging 20 pounds off of my dick?”
She replied, “Is that how much you had on there?”
I said, “Yeah, pretty close.”
She asked, “Doesn’t it hurt?”
I replied, “Not at all. I’m used to it.”
She asked, “Does Elizabeth (my wife) know that you’re doing this?”
I said, “Yeah, she knows.”
Of course, her next question was, “Is it working?”
I replied, “Yes it is.”
Then she predictably asked, “How much bigger is it?”
I replied, “Almost 2 inches.”
Her eyes got really big at hearing this, then she got a little smile on her face and said, “Can I see it?”
Now, you may think that this is heading toward the predictable “I show her my dick and then the wild sex starts.” However, she is not that way. She is curious and straightforward as well as dedicated to her husband.
Knowing this I replied, “There’s no way that I’m going to show you my dick, Debbie. I’m embarrassed enough as it is. I do this because it works. I gave it a try, had some initial success that convinced me it works, and now it is a regular part of my day.”
We talked a little more about it and I asked her not to say anything to anyone about this - especially her husband and my wife. She said OK. She left shortly afterwards. I still don’t know if she will keep it a secret. I’m not so worried about her saying anything to my wife since she already knows that I PE. However, since her husband is also my accountant, I would prefer that he doesn’t know. Anyway, the moral of the story is to always assume that you can get caught at PE. If you put in a lot of hours, the odds are against you. Thank goodness that I have had some great gains or else an experience like this could put me off PE. I’m still a little embarrassed just thinking about it.
Feeling a little red in the face,
Jelktoid :trash: More meat for the money!