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Calling Dance


Calling Dance

I really hate to do this sort of crap but if anyone is currently in contact with Dance I would appreciate you having him contact me either here or via email ( I have a few simple questions regarding his now famous injury that I think I too have inflicted on myself.

Just a reminder: always hot wrap, and don’t get too clever when you are yanking on your dick. Just a little heads up for you all. Needless to say, I’m out of the game for a while. Damnit.

"It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene. " - Brian Eno

Sorry to hear that bro…I hope you gain a little during your break.

Sept 2 2002 Bpel 6.8 Eg 5.5 Sept 2 2003 Bpel 7.6 Eg 6.0 Yeah i know...5 years..updating soon i hate mesuring...


Very sorry to hear it, King. Very sorry, having had a good injury myself.

I really hope this heals up well for you and you can continue. I do know that after a signifigant injury one becomes a lot more in tune with respecting his penis.

Hope all goes well and keep us tuned to your progress. This can be your injury thread. Just rename it with an edit after Dance contacts you (or if he doesn’t).


BH and the king

What happen to you guys? Also I haven’t seen dance even lurking in a long time his last post was in January. With this new kind of extreme PE that is getting popular your going to see more and more people hurting themselves. Everybody wants to gain fast when I started pe you were happy to gain an inch in a year now people want more and more and will take more risks. I’m guilty myself sometimes, but than I think about it and I take it easy.


King? What? I was talking about the injury I sustained last year in hanging. I don’t have one now.


Okay the answer to how I did it.

(Begin Rococo-era harpsichord music)
So I’m freshly out of the shower. It was one of those wonderful bathing experiences where you actually feel like one of the less inbred members of the Ceasar family. Cherubs drying you off, the whole thing. It was an epic shower that really made me wonder if I should ever bother joining the rest of the world.

Yes, it was that good.

Everyone gone from the house and the carpets freshly vaccumed, I merrily trotted down the hallway to my room of bed. It was a manly trot, mind you, more very 18th century than actually gay. Life was grand.

Having just downloaded a bevy of free pornography featuring absurdly endowed women with names ending in words like Whoppers, Knockers, and Mountains I was ready for a good long go at ejaculating onto a gym sock. The simple joys of the fourth week of the girlfriend’s cycle are not lost in the Ubu household, gentlemen. Neither of us especially enjoy period sex but I do love my masturbation.

So I’m getting hard and enjoying every last moment of it. Then it hits me, “let’s do some manual stretching!” A fine idea!! Throwing caution to the wind!! That’s just the sort of thing that makes masturbation such joyous fun! “Let’s pull harder!” YES! By all means!! Physics, body mechanics, the collective experience of all my PE bretheren - all of these screamed NO! But not I!! The birds where chirping outside, the augmented breasts were defying gravity on my computer screen, and I was pulling away like there was no chance that I would ever -


Oh shit! On the base and to the left of my dick I felt a sensation that didn’t really hurt much. It was, however, one of those sensations that you know is not good at all. Instinct kicks in and tells you that you have done something wrong and you are damn lucky that it came just short of actual pain. I felt where I thought the pain came from and there was a small but distinct hard, swollen area. There was a dull sort of pain when I touched it. Panic was only held back by denial.

I should have paid more attention in anatomy because I can’t figure out what in the hell I did. All I know is that there is a bruise and a line of dull pain that extends from my left hip to the base of my penis. The focal point of the pain is still where I felt the crunch and it really only hurts when I touch it which - of course - I do a lot. Funny how we poke at what hurts. But it is still much more of a dull “warning” sort of pain than a sharp “it’s forever fucked” kind of pain. Hopefully I didn’t get those two mixed up.

And I have a bruise. Here it is. Look at this picture whenever you want to consider erect stretching. And always remember the pain that I feel when I get hard. (For those of you playing along at home, the crunch and the focal point of pain is in the spot that isn’t bruised.)

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"It's not the destination that matters. It's the change of scene. " - Brian Eno

Ouch! Thanks for the warning. Knowing what not to do is just as or more important than knowing what to do.


There is no replacement for displacement

Christ…….. #:-o

Well, I DEFINITELY just crossed off “Stretching while erect” from my “PE things to do” list…

King, you have my empathy, and I really hope it doesn’t hurt as bad as it looks. :mad:

And on a side note, I hope you have an understanding girl…

The picture was too dark for me to be able to see anything… I hope you get well soon King…

Man, that looks wicked! Which direction were you stretching?

Ok, I wish you fast recovery and I hope you contact a doctor with that bruise of yours. When bruised, there must be blood, so you might wanna know what bled and possibly torned. Or atleast I would.

"Be aware that there are several schools of thought here as well. Some seem to go with the hard and heavy approach. The sessions are brutal. You can hear them talking to their dick: You better grow mofo or I will punish you even harder tomorrow! Others seem to favor a more tender approach. Always listening to what their member is saying while massaging it gently and singing to it with a soft voice. If it is moody and not happy with new behavior, they always listen and are very understanding."

Hello King, and hello everyone else,

Yes I know it has been a while. I have been in and out just looking every few days or so for something new. I am not sure why, but I just sort of got tired of posting much. Perhaps because there is really nothing new. I sort of look to see if anyone is asking for me too. I have been working hard and somewhat busy as well.

King, this looks very different than what I have. Your picture is very dark and hard to see, but the bruise is nothing like what happened to me. I am not sure what I can do for you. What I do when things are bad is frozen peas and then use MSM powder mixed in with arnica and for healing broken blood vessels I use vitamin K creme.

If you have anything specific to ask then go right ahead. If you have insurance then go to the doc. I love going to a female doctor myself and having her check it out haha :)

Good luck with everything.


Ouch king!!! I wish you a speedy recovery.

Sept 2 2002 Bpel 6.8 Eg 5.5 Sept 2 2003 Bpel 7.6 Eg 6.0 Yeah i know...5 years..updating soon i hate mesuring...

DA-yum! That is one wicked bruise there, King. Thanks for sharing your experience. One again, this illustrates the need for a thorough warmup regime. I’ve been the victim of injury in this way also—-but not to that extreme.

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