Big Tit's Day! - Petitfaun's Birthday

Word! Happy Birthday!!!!!

Shugar :kisskiss: , I think you forgot something, something which sounds awfully like fake, lake, hake, make, take and drake, but looks awfully like cake :whatever:

Chocolate would be my favourite :gulp:

Happy birthday Tit, make it a good one.

I thought that title might be a bit misleading and I wouldn’t want all the perverts on the Forum piling in on top of poor old Tit (so I just kept it), obviously thinking this thread was all about extra large boobs, though there’ll be plenty of them later knowing that Tit one and the way he drops enormous clangers all the time fuck me, now we’re on to big balls already and I haven’t even got warmed up yet. That’s the problem with starting Birthday threads on Thunder’s Place, you just want to express an ordinary feeling, but your creative juices start to flow and before you can stop yourself (I never did get the hang of that edging business), there’s this awfully big mess running all the way down your screen, this is when you should really scrub everything and start all over again

Sorry Tit, it’s was those big tit’s don’t you know, but believe it or not I have actually given a little thought as to how I might approach your Birthday thread this year (on all fours, or belly up more than likely), I should say it was only a little thought because I fully expected you would get yourself banned by the time we got to the 12th of June, but oh no, you had to go and be nice to everyone, boy can you suck (I’m just checking I only said nice and not intimate there btw), same thing really, so now I haven’t the foggiest notion what to put next, but I’m sure I’ll think of something.

Okay, let me toss around a few ideas, how about we do a ‘This is your life’ slot, forget that, we’d have to start before the Great Depression and I don’t think we could pull ourselves easily out of that, actually I was toying with the idea earlier of having ‘A Session with Dame Edna’ for you, but have you ever seen her close up, well I have , she looks like a man, how about ‘Around the World in 80 Years’, you have been around the world haven’t you, or was it just around the block a few times? I know, what about we make out you were an extra in ‘An Officer and a Gentleman’, after all you are a gentleman and you were in and out of uniform (with Norwegians as I recall), so we can safely say you worked your way up through the ranks, oh how sordid, not even a gentleman, books then, have you read Trollope, no sure you were one, goodness me Tit, this is so hard and you can wipe that stupid grin off your face, I said this is so hard, not those Norwegians, though by all accounts they certainly were, oh dear, I thought this was going to be easy, tell you what, we’ll just touch on a few of the momentous events you have lived through since that fateful day when you suddenly appeared in 1929, we could call it ‘The 70 Year Itch’ (plus some), but we’ll only scratch the surface, so we’ll skip that Great Depression as agreed and a couple of wars and stuff and we’ll clearly have to skip rationing, because it obviously didn’t apply to you who was getting more than enough of everything the whole time, US Presidents maybe, no they’re out, think Great Depression again, what about Michael Jackson and 9/11 both disasters, I have it, Global Warming and my word didn’t you do your bit of global warming under those army blankets, sorry Tit, I don’t know why I keep coming to back to that, it’s not as if it was anything out of the ordinary, well not for you anyway. You could write a book, you could surely, just call it ‘Taking It All So Easy - Volume 1’ and keep on adding the numbers.

Well that’s Tit sorted with a nice little earner and I only set out to wish him a Happy Birthday :star:

I could be a publisher if I wasn’t so busy

There were various drawings of high class pros with nothing on and all the men were dressed in full evening dress, with their dicks protruding through their flies and with a big dob of red paint on the end. There I was sniggering away and an attendent came over and said could I be a little more quiet. So I showed him the picture and he burst out laughing. Everyone was shocked of course.

Shugar :kisskiss: , I think you forgot something, something which sounds awfully like fake, lake, hake, make, take and drake, but looks awfully like cake :whatever:

Chocolate would be my favourite :gulp:

Good day to you MR. Tit. How about some Gin!

I’ll be your waiter today, Oops sorry about the spill. Did it saturate your crotch?
Well, no matter.
And What will you have with the Gin, if that libations is to your taste?
We do have other libations to choose from. Petit as in “Tit” syrrah. French tarts,English tarts and whores from America.
You know they are still a colony, they just don’t know it.
Whisky? Bourbon? Champagne?

WE also have libations from an exotic order, for those individuals who are daring enough to partake.
Century rot,Pig eye,and buggut juice.

Shocked! Of course.

Fancy putting a big dollop of red paint on the end! And in the British Museum of all hallowed places! :eek:

OH My! How could I forget? Thanks for reminding me Rouss :eek:

Happy Birthday Petit

Well I’m not quite sure where to start on this one. Actually I don’t think it started, it just happened. But there you go with Rue it’s all go or at least so the legend goes He says all those :lep: ‘s pile into his latest trailer and dance around But truth has it they are just beer bottles.

Now where was I. A bit difficult to find one’s (getting posher - One’s!) bearings as he’s dancing around. But he’ll flatten out e’re long no doubt

So we’re at the 12th June. are we? I looked on the teletext today to see who else has today and heaven help me It’s J Bush Snr. Very nice to have a celebrity as the same date. I bet he’s pleased.

Actually it’s a point of deliberation when Mine falls as the best I can get is the head popped Oops almost said pooped out in the closing moments of 12th and the butt etc managed the 13th. So I”ll have tomorrows as well as the tail end. TAIL END GEDDIT. Oh well please yourself.

Not getting very far are we, can’t imagine why.

Ah yes! Given a little thought IS THAT ALL! - A LITTLE THOUGHT!! Stone me it was long enough to go in the archives But I expected a big thought at least. Getting difficult here as that Rue doesn’t know where he is either. better have a paragraph.

Ah that’s better. Yes there is this officer and a gentleman bit. It always strikes me why they have to put the ‘gentleman’ in Does it mean that most officers aren’t gentlemen? I’ll leave that thought with you to ponder whilst jelqing. Not in my hat though. Well FG can borrow it. I love that hat.

Of course I’m not banned! Who does the sweeping up around here I’m indispensable (no error) Don’t you know!

Jeez this is going on! No I don’t think a session with Dame Edna is on the cards. She’s got terrible legs.

And as Henry Ford said ‘Stap me jodhpurs’ Oh no it couldn’t be that as it’s only used by us aristocracy.. Oh yes ‘History is bunk’ - How did he get in here. I bet that Rue invited him. He’s got one of his earlier cars - suits the trailer.

Well I remember something I learned with the Norwegians it was in Morse code. You must remember that when speaking Morse code da is a dash and dit is a dot. so they had this message.

da dit dit dit, dit, dit dit dit, da.
da dit dit dit, dit, dit, dit dit da dit.
dit, dit dit dit, dit dit dit, dit, da dit, da dit da dit, dit, dit dit dit.

Which when decoded reads:

Wait for it!

Best Beef Essences,

There. Now aren’t you all glad it was my birthday.

Well seriously, Rue Thanks a lot for taking the trouble to open the ceremony.

And thanks to all you wonderful guys and girls for your good wishes.

Da dit da (tit)

And before some clever person says it should be dah not da , da is shorter that dah so da was used instead of dah.

so Da.

Why thanks KP I didn’t have time to thank you for your kind offer, as the French tarts Kept on saying Can Can Unfortunately I interpreted this as I can I can, and when I pressed my suite No not my suit , they took on a rather aggressive mood. Which took a couple of hundred euros to sort out. As a result. All I really want is an ice bag to cool things down.