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Big Dick Problems: Toilet Water

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See I have come to realize that this isn’t a big dick problem, but a big dick + certain build problem. Slim guys with long flaccids…This one thing has given me such size anxiety over the years… “My ducks never gunna hit that water” Now I get it though


Start: Dec 2016 BPEL: 6.125" MEG: 5.5" (5' - 9" 264 lb)

Curr: Oct 2017 BPEL: 6.75" MEG: 5.625" (5' - 9" 245 lb)

Goal: 7.5" x 6" .......I want to win the dick swinging contest.

Originally Posted by kavemonster

See I have come to realize that this isn’t a big dick problem, but a big dick + certain build problem. Slim guys with long flaccids…This one thing has given me such size anxiety over the years… “My ducks never gunna hit that water” Now I get it though

Size anxiety??? Your stats are very good and I think you have nothing to be ashamed of. Is your flaccid small or do you have body dismorphia like me?

Originally Posted by kavemonster
One of them is the “gotta be careful when you sit on the toilet or else Willy’s going for a swim’ (your dick will dip into the water). I can’t help but imagine that this is bullshit and doesn’t happen to anyone.

Doesn’t happen to my johnson and not because I didn’t get all inspired to try to take him swimming after reading this thread! I promptly entered my throne room, got myself into position and diligently stretched my unit towards the beckoning waters beneath.

However, apparently no swimming allowed (although my flaccid is now hitting the bowl itself which wasn’t an issue before PE - yeah). So I think I’ll make a mile-marker of this which I’ll celebrate when my dick finally takes the (forced) plunge - I may even have to scout out a high water bowl at a nearby hotel to reach this somewhat warped goal sooner than later. :)


Think & dream big (your mileage may vary)

QL's Log

January 2017: 5.5" x 4.4" volume 8.4 ci -- October 2017: 6.7" x 4.6" volume 11.7 ci

Not even close… I’d need a 3rd leg to get even close to touching the water.

I do touch the porcelain sometimes, but I try to avoid it. :)


Starting Stats: BPEL 7.0¨ x MEG 5.3¨ (4th Nov 2015)

Current Stats: BPEL 7.7¨ x MEG 5.6¨ (4th April 2017)

The Dream: BPEL 8.1¨ x EG 6.1¨ (Not sure if the wife supports ¨the dream¨)

Originally Posted by iceman67
Size anxiety??? Your stats are very good and I think you have nothing to be ashamed of. Is your flaccid small or do you have body dismorphia like me?

It’s a matter of comparison. I’m thick muscular and chubby. This makes it look small. On a slimmer man it would look great.. at least it works great.


Start: Dec 2016 BPEL: 6.125" MEG: 5.5" (5' - 9" 264 lb)

Curr: Oct 2017 BPEL: 6.75" MEG: 5.625" (5' - 9" 245 lb)

Goal: 7.5" x 6" .......I want to win the dick swinging contest.

Hi!

I realized that when it’s hot and I drink few glasses of wine or alcohol, my flaccid is longer than usual, about 7 inches, I do not know why.

As my scrotum is very long, I have already wet the whole package to the toilet in a restaurant.

When I came back and told my story, all my friends laughed a lot .. Ha ha, very funny.


Start 01/02/2014….: 6.5” BPEL x 5.3/8” MEG

Now 14/09/2017….: 8.2” BPEL x 6.15” MEG

Goal 2019….......…: 9.0” BPEL x 7.00” MEG

Well it happens on some toilets, and not others. I have a favorite toilet I call my high throne. Its much higher than the rest and I don’t have to worry about it. Public toilets (in my country at least) is a problem, which is one of the reasons I do not go on public toilets. I would hold till I have reached my destination. Can pee standing up, so will pee in public toilets, but not sit. I have learned how to hold it in.


Its the beginning of a new chapter. New things are scary, but not always bad.

It’s happened a few times to me back when I was actively doing PE and ball stretching(both got wet). It’s mostly because I was at a hotel or somewhere with unusually high water level in the toilet.

Thank God I’m built like a muscled goat otherwise my unit would be taking a swim. Laughter.


05/12/2005 : BPEL: 6.1"x EG:5.5" Current as of : 24/12/2011 : BPEL 7.87" x EG: 6.3" Long term Goal 8.5"x 6.4"

" There is only one option success; for failure is the refusal to persist"

Originally Posted by Phenyo
Thank God I’m built like a muscled goat otherwise my unit would be taking a swim. Laughter.

Same. Horny like a goat too.


Start: Dec 2016 BPEL: 6.125" MEG: 5.5" (5' - 9" 264 lb)

Curr: Oct 2017 BPEL: 6.75" MEG: 5.625" (5' - 9" 245 lb)

Goal: 7.5" x 6" .......I want to win the dick swinging contest.

Originally Posted by kavemonster
From time to time I have read lists of ‘problems/humblebrags’ that come along with having a big dick. One of them is the “gotta be careful when you sit on the toilet or else Willy’s going for a swim’ (your dick will dip into the water). I cant help but imagine that this is bullshit and doesn’t happen to anyone.

Does this actually happen to anybody??


Yes. With around 7” flaccid, it happens to me. There are two toilets in the bathroom where I work and they are two different sizes. One, the water is higher than the other. I do not use that toilet when I have to sit because my dick will dip into the water.


PE for length: so her heart stops when she sees it. PE for girth: to get her heart started again!

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