Ballzinger Derivative

Given that it seems ok to apply about one volt across your nuts to stimulate them, what about more conventional electrical sources? You could hunt around for copper and zinc, but what about rods made of steel looped around your scrote, wired up to a simple NiCad battery? Any thoughts?

OUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!

If you take a wire from the + side of a battery, then loop it around your scrotum and back to the - side of the battery, this will create intense heat!!!!
It’s almost like a light bulb filament but without the vaccuum.

I remember seeing a picture of someone that had a twisted piece of wire wrapped around his nuts and extending around his penis shaft (luvdadus maybe, I dont remember) and he said it felt comfortable.

In the ballzinger isnt there also saline?

I think its an interesting concept but I dont know what kind of results of anything I would get.

789

If what you are looking for is a voltage applied across the scrotum, then a battery seems like a reasonable solution. Skin isn’t the worse conductor but if there is no complete loop I don’t see why it would be problematic and you could certainly boost the applied voltage.

If magnetism has anything to do with it then maybe a coil would be better, you could rip one out of an old motor or tv set and remove the core or rewind it into a suitably sized cylinder.

You’d probably need a serial resistor, with consequent voltage drop, prior to the coil.

As the reactance of an inductor (like a coil) goes up with frequency of supply maybe an AC supply source could be used - not mains - and the serial resistor avoided.

Mem,

That’s why we call you the Technical Moderator.

I thought it was because Thunder left out a few letters and words in my user title ‘ly not a ’ and ’ but rather annoying’

Wouldn’t fit in the window.

mem, you should keep this top secret techno stuff to yourself, you’ll cause a spike in the price of serial resistors. :D

Hmm,

Maybe I should have put that better:

a resistor in serial

Of course turning a inductor into a magnet really needs some kind of ferrous core, so you probably want a couple of slabs of iron strapped to your scrotum with a copper coil around it, connected to an AC power source.

Damn, I don’t want to be the guinea pig for this one. I doubt he’ll ever have to shave his scrotum again.

Has anyone tried an electronic muscle developer that gives short bursts of current through adhesive pads andd would this give the type of action required?

Many of these units are very small and portable so could be used through the day.

You would have to shave your nuts though! and, of course, start off with a very low setting

I might just give it a try!