Arnica in Seattle?
I am wondering if any of my Seattle brethren would know of a shop I could find this magical substance in. I have tried doing searches but nothing came up. I could get it online but the cost of shipping at a reasonable speed is far too costly if I can find it. I already tried a local Walgreens and Longs Drugs and nothing.
And one word of caution: I tried Arth Rx because it had arnica as an ingredient and after paying 20 dollars for this I think, “hey this has got to work.” I read the insert in the package and it said “In small number of cases will cause severe burning so test before wide application. If burning persists use alcohol or olive oil as water will increase heating feeling.” I think hey no problem, I doubt it will be that bad.
So I use a small amount on the swelling of my unit and a little on the underside where it was still hurting every now and then. At first it was a warm feeling like I have used with other topical creams. I thought “I am a tough guy, this is nothing.” About 20 seconds later it starts getting worse and I thought “okay this is uncomfortable I hope it goes away soon.” Another maybe 5 seconds and I was running faster than an Olympic hopeful doing the 50 yard dash for that olive oil.
Thankfully I read the insert and did not douse my unit in water or I think I would have thought of castration at that point. I don’t panic yet- it says the olive oil will soothe it. So I grab the jug of olive oil and run into the bathroom and rip the cap off. I cover my unit with the olive oil thinking of instant relief. Oh no- if god exists then somehow I had been a dog that crapped in his yard in a previous life.
A minuscule little dip in the pain and the burning inferno’s of dick torture continued for at least 15 minutes. I was expecting my brother to come home from his weekend vacation and ask why olive oil was dripping out under the crack in the bathroom door and why I was passed out on the floor.
Needless to say “OUCH!”. Just wanted to add my story to the classic literature as the post of “Never use Icy/Hot on your penis!.” Funny thing is that I think the swelling is better and I almost thought of doing it again just to make it go away. GOD I NEED HELP! :)
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