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Anal stretch

I just read the old thread. It totally made sense. But who actually has a long enough penis to stick the glans up their own anus?


19th Feb 2012

Erect: 7.625" BPEL and 4.875" EG BPFSL: 8.063 Short Term Goal: 7.75" x 5 Long Term Goal: BP 8.5 x EG 5.75

I don’t know if my technique is already in the P.E manual. But let me tell you what I do. Lie on the bed, make the 100% rock hard erection, put your dick between your thighs, cross your legs, and stretch your penis. If your dick is too long, it can reach your anus. I don’t recommand this to everyone because there might have injuries.

Have you tried sitting on top of a 5-gallon drum? Simply grease yourself up & insert one end of the drum into your ass & hey…anal stretched! Can’t see how that could possibly create gains in the PE department though. Oh well, each to his own I guess.

- Lee Beast

Originally Posted by Lee Beast
Have you tried sitting on top of a 5-gallon drum? Simply grease yourself up & insert one end of the drum into your ass & hey…anal stretched! Can’t see how that could possibly create gains in the PE department though. Oh well, each to his own I guess.

- Lee Beast


Why don’t you grease the drum and insert into your ass first, then you tell me how do you like it? Oh well, I guess, you gave me that advice because it probably is part of your daily routine. LoL.


Last edited by avg_joe : 10-07-2006 at .

Originally Posted by avg_joe
Why don’t you grease the drum and insert into your ass first, then you tell me how do you like it? Oh well, I guess, you gave me that advice because it probably is part of your daily routine. LoL.

I’ve tried it already! :D I’ve moved up from a 5-gallon drum to an 8-gallon drum! 10-gallon drum here I come. Like ALL exercises, you got to take it very easy & be patient, the results will come…damn! Got to go, my ass is leaking!!! :D

- Lee Beast

Originally Posted by Lee Beast
I’ve tried it already! :D I’ve moved up from a 5-gallon drum to an 8-gallon drum! 10-gallon drum here I come. Like ALL exercises, you got to take it very easy & be patient, the results will come…Damn! Got to go, my ass is leaking!! :D

- Lee Beast

ROFL Lee Beast you crack me up! :D

Can your dick touch your arse?

Well if it does you can go fuck yourself! ;-)


Honey, it's not the end of the world that you have a small penis, just the end of our relationship :swimmer: :moon2: .......

I hope that tiny mobile phone is inversely proportionate to the size of your penis

I think someone misinterpreted the thread about how girls are always attracted to big ass holes!! :D


Horny Bastard

Originally Posted by mravg
girls are always attracted to big ass holes!! :D

True! I guess walking around with an 8-gallon drum up my ass really does attract the girls or maybe it’s because of the leakage problem I have? Hmmm! :D

- Lee Beast

this thread doesn’t make sense. How in the world fuckin yourself up the ass will give you gains in your penis?? I mean there are better techniques to stretch it other than fuckin yourself! what’s the point? besides, how the hell you keep it inside your ass?? it should come out by itself! I assume it must be flaccid to be able to bend in the hole….but then if it is flaccid how you’re gonna stick it in??? for that should be hard and if it is hard, how you bend it in??

everybody talks bs like in codes…if this is a real technique then post the whole detailed procedure.

I was doing the anal stretch at work behind my desk and in walked my boss. I was caught, dick up the ass. I had just eaten a spicy lunch and the gas was building inside. But in the anal stretch position and with the boss sitting across from me, there was nothing I could do. Then, out of no where, I started burping. The first time I burped, my boss looked at me, and said, “Damn! Your burp sounded just like a fart! How’d you do that?” Damn was I glad he asked the question because I needed some relief. So I said, “Here, let me show you again.” I let out the longest burp ever. He said, “Daaaaaaaaamn! Not only does it sound like a fart, but it smells like shit!”

Moral of the story: Be careful where and when you do these anal stretches. If you do them after eating spicy food, not only can you blister your head, but if you can’t get your dick out of your ass your burps will sound like farts and smell like shit. Other than that, tremendous gains from anal stretches.


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I was waiting and waiting, but I guess I’m going to have to be the one to “goatse”.

djufo,

Did you check the link in sonduck’s post? The secrets of the anal stretch are revealed!


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