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All My Mates Claim To Have 9 Inches!! Are They Measuring Wrong?

Tell them you want to go clubbing tonight but you have to get your chest and back workout in before hand.

Tell them to join you for a workout at the local gym and tell them to also bring a change of clothes because the club you want to go to afterwards is close to the gym but far from both of your houses i.e. it does not pay for either of you to go home and shower but the gym has some excellent shower facilities. :) ehhhhh? that should settle it (at least for the flaccid size)


If you knew you could not fail...what would you attempt to do? Female Foot Fetish Current Stats: 5/4/10 8.5BPx6.0, 7.5NBP Achieved Goal and have been on maintenance program since

2006.

Or we could just stop worrying about what everyone else has and work on ours. :D Either/or. :)

Tell your buddies to pull the first 3 inches of the ruler out of their ass! :)

Cub1961


Starting: 6.25" BPEL x 5" EG on or before Aug. 04/93.

Aug. 04/05. 7.25" BPEL x 5.5" EG. -- Lastest: 7.625" BPEL x 5.625" EG on Aug. 07/06.

Goal: 8" BPEL x 6" EG or untill the little lady says ouch.

Just guys being guys :)


cead mile failte :lep:

See you at football sam.

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Whoops sorry Thunder I’ve been using crap punctuation again, I do try to get it right.

later

Tell them you are 11”. ThAt will do it.

They need to buy a new ruler or rulers of different brand and measure again in front of you. A few men only admits they have a small dick. Others but not all give exaggerated measurement.

No ones gonna say prove it? I say it every single time, I say dude im not gay, I’ve seen cocks in porns tons of times. Needless to say they shut up.

My one friend thinks hes big at 7 inches and brags sometimes, heh, When in reality I know hes only like 6 and 6 or 7 eighths. Almost 7 he said to me. But he brags in front of people 7.

Some random thoughts on the issue of male friends discussion penis size:

- Men tend to brag by about 1-2 inches. This is when sober. When drunk, men add on another half an inch for every 2 standard drinks.

- A man’s ePenis (tm) is about 1.5-2 times the length of his real penis.

- Women tend to make completely whacky statements about their man’s length. It’s not their fault. They just have poor spatial judgement (in general). Let me ask you this: Why would you let a woman, who can’t reverse park the car in the garage without nicking the paintwork, do an important job like measure a penis?

NOTE: These formulae are *exact*. There’s no margin of error. None at all. These formulae were derived by me and my mate at the pub and were scrutinised by a bunch of other patrons, of which 100% agreed with a nod and a raising of a glass. This is absolut (sp) proof that the above is scientifically sound.

:-P

Lyin sumsabitches

My friends did the same thing several years ago when I said I was 7. Suddenly, everyone was seven. Obviously it’s not true, there is no chance that all of my friends are all precisely 7 inches long. Actually one friend said he’s 8, but he was the type of fella that would try to one up you, ya know? Anyway, as everyone else has said, I’m sure they are exaggerating.

It would be cool if there was a place you could go to get certified as an authentic 7 or 8 or whatever and then receive the official

online registration with your name, picture and all and an official card with the same to carry in your wallet for bragging rights! :D

Right about now there is a woman out there reading this post and rolling her eyes but think about the opportunities and possibilities that would generate…You could just drop the card on the floor “by accident” when you are in the company of a desirable female :D


If you knew you could not fail...what would you attempt to do? Female Foot Fetish Current Stats: 5/4/10 8.5BPx6.0, 7.5NBP Achieved Goal and have been on maintenance program since

2006.

Originally Posted by supersizeit
Right about now there is a woman out there reading this post and rolling her eyes

I’m impressed with your display of psychic powers!


I think it's the woman's job to tighten up to fit her man--it's lots easier for us.

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