Advice from the Kama Sutra

I was just reading an old translation of the Kama Sutra by Sir Richard Burton, the 19th century explorer, author and translator, not the actor married to Liz Taylor. I was especially interested in the section on “thickening and enlarging the ling-am (penis), rendering it sound and strong, hard and lusty”. Here it is:

When a man wishes to enlarge his lingam, he should rub it with the bristles of certain insects that live in trees, and then, after rubbing it for ten nights with oils, he should again rub it with the bristles as before. By continuing to do this a swelling will be gradually produced in the lingam, and he should then lie on a cot, and
cause his lingam to hang down through a hole in the cot. After this he should take away all the pain from the swelling by using cool concoctions. The swelling, which is called ‘Suka’, and is often brought about among the people of the Dravida country, lasts for life.

If the lingam is rubbed with the following things, the plant physalis flexuosa, the shavara-kandaka plant, the jalasuka plant, the fruit of the egg plant, the butter of a she buffalo, the hastri-charma plant, and the juice of the vajrarasa plant, a swelling lasting for one month will be produced.

By rubbing it with oil boiled in the concoctions of the above things, the same effect will be produced, but lasting for six months. The enlargement of the lingam is also effected by rubbing it or moistening it with oil boiled on a moderate fire along with the seeds of the pomegranate, and the cucumber, the juices of the valuka plant, the hastri-charma plant, and the eggplant.

Any thoughts?

Why don’t you round up those ingredients and give it a try. I have no idea where you would look for them. Maybe a Chinese Herbalist.

I’m hoping to round up some she-buffalo cream so I can churn my own butter. Of course the local health food stores keep hanging up when I call.

I’m curious if it works or not.

You gotta love how they used to speak back then. =P

What ever happened to waxx?

Kama Sutra wasp stings for girth

I wish it was true…I mean-go for it…why not give a try :) But please remember that Kamasutra also says things like this:

‘If a man mixes the powder of the milk hedge plant, and the kantaka plant with the excrement of a monkey and the powdered root of the lanjalika plant, and throws this mixture on a woman, she will not love anybody else afterwards.

If a man thickens the juice of the fruits of the cassia fistula, and the eugenia jambolana by mixing them with the powder of the soma plant, the vernonia anthelmintica, the eclipta prostata, and the lohopa-jihirka, and applies this composition to the yoni of a woman, and then has sexual intercourse with her, his love for her will be destroyed.’

:)

An unfortunate story about allergies to wasp stings. :)

“She-buffalo cream”?! As opposed to “he-buffalo cream”?! I suppose the cream from a he-buffalo wouldn’t make very good cream…but at least it would be high in protein.

That doesn’t sound like it would work at all!

What a croc!

Cause the penis to swell for one month? Who wants a big soft and sore penis they can’t use? Or a hard penis that can knock bricks out of walls?

Uh! Well! Good point!

ThunderSS -

Why do you only intervene with typos or slang and not with content!

This is the gigges bs imaginable. - Ban it!

Because that would be censorship wouldn’t it t3?

Yes sir. I apologize.

While I’m all for trying new things, there is no way in hell I’m stabbing my prick with a bee’s - well - prick.