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Ads promising a "bigger penis". What exactly do they promise?

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Ads promising a "bigger penis". What exactly do they promise?

I know they’re all scams but they all talk about “Secrets” and “secret techniques pornstars have been using for years”. I never clicked one but I wonder what exactly do they actually tell interested suckers?

Tough to tell what ones you are seeing but what I’ve seen lately I will describe. They are pills that kind of sort of tell you they are human growth hormone. They will grow your dick and give you ripped abs at the same time. They are endorsed by Ron Jeremy and are free! Sign me up….just kidding on that last one. Also they perform these miracles in less than four weeks.


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Probably a pill, because otherwise they couldn’t sell you it. If it’s not a pill, it may be some kind of stretcher or in fact maybe somebody just stole a bunch of PE info and is trying to get people to pay for it in a book as opposed to telling them about thunders where they could get it for free.

No matter what they are pushing, the patter follows the same script.

Results vary; however, gains of up to 3”s or more in only two months are possible!

Other forms of PE are either ineffective or down right dangerous!

Women lie about it; but, penis size is the single most important factor in a woman’s enjoyment of sex.

Women lie about it; but, without 8x6 and mad skillz they will never view you as a “real man”.

Anything under 6x5 inches is small.

A small 6x5 inch penis can not give a woman an orgasm.

:rolleyes:


Running a Massive Co-Front.

Originally Posted by sparkyx

A guy with a “bigger penis” comes over to your house. :)

They promise to give you your money back if you do not get a bigger penis. The guy with the “bigger penis” comes over to prevent you from getting your money back.

Originally Posted by dtwarren1942

They promise to give you your money back if you do not get a bigger penis. The guy with the “bigger penis” comes over to prevent you from getting your money back.

:rolling:


Start:7.5 BPEL X 5 MSEG

Goal: 7 MSEG

Heere We GOOooh!

Sounds like the guy with the bigger penis never had a door slammed on his penis.


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

I like the loop hole Extenze uses. Guaranteed to make that certain part of you larger. Sure. Take a pill and get a boner and walah, you’re larger. Lol.

Originally Posted by baywatch
I like the loop hole Extenze uses. Guaranteed to make that certain part of you larger…..

Yes, your pants pocket feels larger because your wallet is shrinking, lol.

A side note: Has anyone ever looked at the ingredients used in these pills? You will see things like Horny goat weed, and so forth. These things you can buy at other places and cheaper. Extense/encyte, etc., are a rip.

Extenze has a pretty good or rather bad history. I believe CNBC ran one of their series “American Greed” on it if I remember correctly. Lots of info but it pretty much boiled downed to when you signed up for their free offer they kept billing you over and over. If you wanted your money back then they constantly wanted more and more embarassing details of your sex life from your doctor and referred you to someone who didn’t exist.


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

It appears after I did some research that I was remembering Enzyte and not Extenze although I am still not clear they are separate companies. The American Greed episode was number 33 which aired in season four.


"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

They sell pills and that Acai Berry stuff.


BPEL (4/Sep/2011): 16,5 cm.

EG - (4/Sep/2011): 13,5 cm.

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