They promise you that your penis will be the centrepiece of the party, that when you whip it out every female in the room will moan in lust. When in reality, getting your dong out at a party will probably be acknowledged with a beating and a restraining order.
It depends what kind of party you are attending.
Began December 2009 at 5 7/8" length and 5" girth.
As of December 5th 2012 7 3/8" BPEL and 6 1/8" base girth.
Going for the magic 8"x6"
At the Mustang Ranch in Nevada, the girls almost always cheer when you whip it out, especially For those who have practiced PE for a while.