A Week of PE
AS this week draws to a close, I have been thinking about my PE efforts for the week. Thinking in generalities, I am wondering what possesses me to yank, tug, jelq and hang weight plates off my dick. I’ve come to the conclusion that I have a screw loose. I hung for slightly over 20 hours this week, jelqued in the AM and PM and introduced AI stretches. My dick is sore, and my ligs ache at just about every move I make. Its a good thing that wifey is on the period because the schlonger is worn out. There is going to be no PE this weekend except for some AI stretches - DAMN those things!
I had another incident today with the Bib hanger. I was in the middle of a set and had to take a crap. I jumped up and took off the weights and put on my shorts and headed for the community restroom in our office complex. This is a small room with one toilet and a sink. I took off the Bib and set it on the sink then went on with my business. After washing my hands, I went back to my office to finish the set. After closing my door, I started looking for the Bib hanger. I then remembered that I wore it to the restroom. I took off down the hall to retreive it and, of course, there was a guy from another office standing there staring at the Bib trying to figure out what the hell it was. I grabbed it off the sink, said “Excuse me.” and hurried down the hall. I don’t know this guy, and I sure as hell wasn’t going to explain it to him. At least he didn’t catch me hanging.
One of these days I’m going to look back on all of this, then look down at my big dick and smile. But for now, this is some crazy shit.
Just another sorry ass with a sore dick…
Jelktoid :trash: More meat for the money!