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A smorgasboard of random PE experiences

A smorgasboard of random PE experiences

As the title promises, this is a collection of things that have come up, that I’ve done, noticed, or just feel the need to share since starting PE- also perhaps a place to add more fleeting PE thoughts in the future. Most of it is pretty random, and doesn’t justify a post on it’s own so I’m going to just throw it out there in one burst. If it any of it prompts a chuckle, sparks a debate, or gives you the need to reply then so much the better:

1.) I came across Thunder’s when I accidentally (ha ha!)clicked on an email for a “power jelq’er” which made an intriguing case about being an “ancient technique”. This led to a google search which led to…..Since I’d fucked with Mantak Chia’s Taoist sex business (and the bit about growing your dick) I decided to try PE. I thought it was bunk. I thought it was bullshit. Within my first few posts I was demanding photographic proof. I received it. This confused me. I started tugging on my dick. Was it getting bigger? I didn’t know. I was a wad. I was totally disorganized and undedicated. Measured like a fool. I HATED that fucking ruler- was it possible for a ruler to lie? The vets all seemed like lunatics. I didn’t get it. BigGirtha’s exploits drew me in though. Aristocane came on the map. Now it was a freak show. Now I was interested. Ooop~, that’s an actual, verified increase on the ruler!!! now I was hooked….

2.) In the beginning, I stealthed. That sucked. Then I, “came out”. Now I’m doing it to myself again with pumping. Everything else is out in the open, but since adding pumping, I’ve been getting off on showing off my pumped whang as “the result of the accumulation of my previous efforts.” What a wad.

3.) I ADS with golf swing weights. I started with 3 and now wear 5 and am moving up to 6 this week as there is more than enough room to do so. As soon as I move up to 6 I am placing my order with Monty for 4 of his heavier weights. This will be a major step for me. I drool at the thought of using those new weights, of the heft, the new PE toy, of hanging just that little bit more off of my dick month by month, year by year….

4.) After coming out of the closet with PE I felt like a real idiot. Why didn’t I do it sooner. My two significant others are mightily turned on by it. There is nothing either of them like more than pressing up against my unit when they give me a hug and it’s all rigged up with a those 5 steel weights. It’s a guaranteed hip grind. The idea that I’m hanging two pounds (what I tell them) off of my dick all day turns them both on. Who knew?

5.) Once, before I had perfected my wrap with the weights, I lost my whole rig (3 weights) in the middle of a long line at a department store during Christmas. With my hands overburdened with merchandise I was powerless to stop the inevitable. The weights fell off, fell down my pant leg, hit the top of my foot, and went rolling out from me across the expanse of the white marble floor, like little orange drones, in three distinct and separate directions. Something about their directions and rate of travel and the fact that I had my hands full made it all the more obvious that their point of of origin was my pants. Lots of stares…lots and lots of stares….How do youspell W-A-D???

6.) Once, while on holiday down in the keys with one of my chicas for an anniversary celebration I became rather inebriated and very, very horny while wearing my weights. I sprung a weight lifting, cock crushing boner all wrapped up in 5 weights. It felt dangerous. But it felt so goooooood, all drunk and hard and heavy like an anvil. Back at the hotel, I discovered that the weights actually gave me a kind of clamp effect. It was VERY hard to get the weights off. I had a kind of mellow priapic event with this whole deal. Then, like the total fool I can be, I didn’t let my SO take off the last weight which was crammed down around the base of my swollen/clamped looking dick which was looking really UGLY and MEAN. Looking down at it, I too felt UGLY and MEAN. I then proceeded to fuck the living daylights out of my SO for a very drunken 5 hours (!!!!), right up to checkout time. When I finally came and my pecker started to droop, with some effort (and some astroglide) I managed to pry off the weight which had acted like a sort of cock ring for the whole event. The result? One VERY happy and cross-eyed SO. However, My entire shaft (North of the weight) was discolored in the event- not too badly, but still obvious. Using vitamin K which is helping and almost cured, but still….This was a personal confirmation that Aristocane stylie, high intensity shit can discolor your unit, even with just one session.

7.) Once I started wearing the weights, I started getting crotch watchers and crotch brushers. Bitches who never showed anything but a slight interest in allowing me to flirt with them were now trying to give me the full court press. Whoever thinks that chicas don’t notice needs to think again. Some try to see what you’ve got, and some don’t, but if given the right chance, or an obvious eyeful almost all of them WILL check you out.

8.) I’m tearing out my normal shower and am adding a custom double headed unit. One at the regular height and one at appx. 4’ high. One for me, one for my johnson. The thought of this, for me, is PE porn. The plumber is mystified. I just told him to build it and stop asking questions. The idea for this came after I showered in a hotel room that had a shower thus equipped which was for potentially handicapped patrons. It is PE nirvana to be able to drench your unit thusly….PE heaven. I’ll keep you posted on this one.

9.) PE has helped my life. I’m more dedicated. I’m less of a slacker. I get more done. I feel like I have more time. I’m more confident. I drop cock like I’m bombing Laos- unilaterally, covertly, masochistically.

10.) I have a secret fear that I will hit my LIMIT before getting 8” BPEL. I really, really, really, pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top, want a BIG FUCKING DICK. Towards this end, I am going slow, and have thrown myself over to the notion of PE’ing for 10 years if I have to. Whatever it takes- embarrassment at the holidays, remodelling the bathroom, whatever

That’s it for now, lots more rolling around in the dome that I’ve missed I’m sure….to be continued….

Over 4 hours is kinda risky (recall all the ads on TV).

I try to let it relax a couple times an hour and then get aroused again.

It was fun reading your post.

This is absolutely, the best thing I’ve read all week. Man, the holiday shopping scene was positively hilarious. I can totally relate. I had a steel cock ring fall off in the super market and I felt my heart stop. I laughed uncontrollably once I was in car.


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Thanks Wantsmore - that was a fun read :)

That was great.

I can relate- I wish people knew I had a 1# lead weight swinging from my unit.

Maldo

Good post wantsmore. I cam across PEing from a story from literotica. Since then I’m hooked.


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11.) Since starting PE and keeping on it, I have noticed that it is much easier to keep my voice in a lower register. What’s up with that? It’s noticable in before and after video comparisons and my chicas have even commented. Is there something about the whole PE/stretching/massaging/caring for your unit routine that stimulates the male hormonal system, production of testosterone? I don’t know, but something has happened with me, and I’ll have to say that I like it. Not quite basso profundo, but heading that way….

12.) Which came first, the chicken or the egg- i.e. the screaming, squirting orgasms, or the big cock/killer sexual performance? Since starting PE and getting on a steady diet of PE, kegeling, edging,and whatever routine de’ jour I’m into, I’ve noticed a total sexual renaisance. Wow~! I now look at chicas in a totally different light. They’re like these race cars that I used to drive around at 35 mph, but drop the accelerator to the floor for a half hour or so? Again,~wow~!!!

LOL! Hilarious post.

What do the cock brushers think when they touch it and come back with the feel of metal? Doesn’t that garner some type of ‘are you a cyborg dick’ from them?

When I wear my Static Stretcher in just Static wrap format, it’s like I have a log down there. It’s not even ‘kinda noticeable’. More like, “help, I’m losing my balance” kind of look.

Great post wantsmore.. Awesome work. I love the energy this forum gives me.. All the success stories and advice and help.. It’s great I’ve only just discovered this place, and pe. And I’m absolutely loving it.. Thanks wantsmore for your post.


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Originally Posted by BusterHymes

What do the cock brushers think when they touch it and come back with the feel of metal? Doesn’t that garner some type of ‘are you a cyborg dick’ from them?

Hey Buster. Thanks man. Yah, those cock brushers are some weird creatures. You’d think that they’d catch a rub on all that steel and think something was up, but that hasn’t been my experience. Instead, their eyes roll back into their head and then you’re really in trouble. Size queens are for real.

13.) 5.5 inches SUCKED~!!!! And by this I mean absolutely no offense to anyone who started off with, or is currently at, a more diminutive measurement than I was when I started. All I’m saying is what is relevant for me, and for me 5.5 inches fucking sucked~! The reason it sucked so much was because it was almost big enough to really have some fun, but once I really got going….POP!!!….shit would always pop out~! 5.5 was like squatting outside of heaven’s gates….like being a valet at a muscle car rally….like being Jessica Biel’s masseuse…almost….but as my papa used to say, almost only counts in horse shoes and hand grenades.

We don’t usually talk about it that much here at Thunder’s, but having a bigger dick is actually a FUNCTIONAL SEXUAL ISSUE. There are positions that I can easily manage now that were basically really uncomfortable before. Before, I was totally preoccupied during every thrust, with whether or not my cock was going to come popping out. Popping out 3 or 4 times in a row really sucks. It is basically a factual statement that your dick is functionally too small to perform in that given position.

And when it pops out again and again when she’s on top of you riding? Big drag….big, big drag. When I started to feel more confidence in certain sexual positions was when I really felt the “proof in the pudding” of PE, when I started to really just lay back and relax in certain positions that always stressed me out before. THAT is a really, really good feeling~!!!

PE~!!!!!

Woo hooo~!!!

8x6, 8x6, 8x6….I can’t even imagine what that’s going to be like.

Originally Posted by wantsmore
having a bigger dick is actually a FUNCTIONAL SEXUAL ISSUE.

That’s an excellent way of putting it.

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