A discovery for vaseline.

I experimented with vaseline and what I could do to maximise its effects when doing PE. So i put a tubs worth of vaseline into a microwave on maximum setting and let it settle for 10 seconds. Result

The vaseline jelly, previously thick becomes like a fluid and acts like KY. It is warm, feels way better for lubrication then its original form. I found it more long lasting on my penis and I required less of it for the desired lubrication. My penis was more soft and pliable and jelqs came at greater ease. There was a lot more of it available as its surface area obviously expanded.

So next time you want to use vaseline try it hot.

I use vaseline too but I haven’t tried to heat it. I love it for PEing, so much easier on my dick than ANY other lube. It is a little harder to wash off, but a little soap and warm water takes care of that. I’ll try to heat it and see how it goes.

Sounds better heated up, but it is still a bitch to clean up.

I got some of my best length gains jelqing with vasoline but I stopped using it because of the mess

I’ve recently switched to olive oil. No mess, nice small, and a little goes a long way. The clean-up goes a lot easier, too. Even if the clean-up isn’t perfect, the worst that can happen is you smell like a tossed salad all day.

I use “Vaseline Intensive Care : Hand and Body Lotion”

Just as good, and a million times easier to clean up!

i don’t use lotion anymore now, and have switched to vaseline, which is much much better and lasts a lot longer (easier on the skin too). Might try heating it up, as I’ve gotten through a fair bit of vaseline over the last week!

I have what may be called a vaseline blanket. (all you cleanliness freaks may want to stop reading now, heh :P ). Anyways it goes over the seat of a chair, has my vaseline jar on it and i jelq over it, and use it to wipe off before going to the sink with a washcloth to clean Mr. Happy up. Problem is the drawer i keep it in now has permanent vaseline stains :(

A word to the wise men. Don’t use vaseline on a woman. It has been outlawed by the government (FDA) for intra vaginal use because if it gets into a womans vagina it never goes away and there is no way to remove it. Ask your local adult supply store about it. My wife and I found this great stuff called MERH. This was great stuff. The consistency was fabulous. My wife loved it. I loved it. Then it disappeared. When I asked the store clerk why, she told me that it had been pulled because it contained petrolium distillates (Vaseline). Then she explained the above. I guess gynacolgists have found women with great quantities inside and there is nothing they can do to get it out. That’s why most of the products on the market today are water soluble.

I just started using vaseline because I wanted something that would not wash off as I do my jelqing in the shower and it gets annoying re-lubing every 2 minutes. Plus since the vaseline won’t rinse off, it allows me to keep constant hot water running on my dick the entire time. I’ve seen a big improvement in flexibility down there in just a few days. As for cleanup, I just use soap and water and a towel to wipe the remaining amount off.

Yes I find vaseline does the job. I don’t have a great problem with getting rid of it - I’ve enen seen me just leaving whatever is there on until I next shower! I keep the amount to a minimum - it soon heats up while jelking (!!) and its then easier to cover.

Keirs

I currently use aqueous cream.

Really? OMG!

Oh my god… I feel terrified, im a bit of a vaseline king. I put it on everyday and dont wash it out with soap. Sometimes I leave it on because it makes my penis soft. Have I done any damage to myself leaving it on? Bare in mind I do to some extent rinse with shower water. I sometimes put it on my helmet, is it going to stay inside my skin?

In Europe we can buy a refined type of vaseline (petroleum jelly) which is a white gel with a greenish tint. It is advertised as being safe on babies skin (for generations).

It is a much lighter texture, and washes off easily with soap and warm water.

There are vegetable oils with varying viscosities, such as Almond oil, Fairly thin, wheatgerm oil (a bit thicker) Glycerine, fairly thick and more difficult to remove.
Several cooking oils Walnut, Maize etc.

All will wash off with soap and water and all are recommended for use on the skin