Q4L fuckin did it. You don’t know how good that feels to say (type).
It was hands down the best experience of my life. My buddies and I went out to a bar and then a club as usual. We met up with some chicks at our hostel and they came with us. One was a 7,5 out of 10 - pure butterface, but nice rack. The other was a 7 out of 10 - average everything, but cute face. The chicks were Irish and that accent just got me all horny.
Basically, we both got really smashed, somehow just started making out on the dancefloor. We left the club around 4, but on the walk home she needed to piss really bad. I kept trying to find some alley or bush that she could quickly go in, but she kept insisting on finding a washroom. After 10 minutes, we found a Kebab place that was 24 hours and went to the washroom. I waited outside for her. Once she was done, she just pulled me in, locked the door and then it was on.
Now, considering my extensive and eclectic porn collection, I should be a pro in this field. I was too drunk and horny to think about my penis size. I just pretended I was Rocco Siffredi and it was on. I ate her out, fingerbanged her, sucked on some titty while she jerked me and then we banged.
Two things really stood out from the whole experience.
1) I didnt cum. I was hard like a rock, but no matter how much I tried to cum, I just couldn’t do it. I practice edging at home and only ejaculate every 2 to 3 days. I have a STU Fleshlight, but whenever I use it, I cum within 1 minute. Plus, on this trip, cleaning the pipes isn’t that easy as there isn’t too much privacy. I’ve actually had 5 wet dreams on this trip alone and can’t even remember when I had one before this trip. I thought that maybe if I jerk off on her tits I would be able to come no problem, but still, I just couldn’t cum. This has me a bit worried and confused. Do you think it was just the alcohol? After a while, we just got tired and said fuck it. Oh well. I still had a huge grin on my face so I didn’t really give a shit. I just hope it’s not a problem in the future.
2) Dirty talking. Of all the porn I’ve watched, you’d figure I’d be an expert in dirty talking to a chick while banging. She kept saying dirty shit to me, and for the life of me I couldn’t think of shit. My mind was completely blank. I’m going to start a thread and hopefully you guys can pitch in some nasty shit that you say to your girl so next time I know what to say.
The best part about it wasn’t even that I actually and finally shagged. It was 1) that my other buddies didn’t get any that night, and I did, 2) that she thought that I was experienced, and 3) that she was only 19 years old.
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