A depressed non-gainer in Europe

Q4L fuckin did it. You don’t know how good that feels to say (type).

It was hands down the best experience of my life. My buddies and I went out to a bar and then a club as usual. We met up with some chicks at our hostel and they came with us. One was a 7,5 out of 10 - pure butterface, but nice rack. The other was a 7 out of 10 - average everything, but cute face. The chicks were Irish and that accent just got me all horny.

Basically, we both got really smashed, somehow just started making out on the dancefloor. We left the club around 4, but on the walk home she needed to piss really bad. I kept trying to find some alley or bush that she could quickly go in, but she kept insisting on finding a washroom. After 10 minutes, we found a Kebab place that was 24 hours and went to the washroom. I waited outside for her. Once she was done, she just pulled me in, locked the door and then it was on.

Now, considering my extensive and eclectic porn collection, I should be a pro in this field. I was too drunk and horny to think about my penis size. I just pretended I was Rocco Siffredi and it was on. I ate her out, fingerbanged her, sucked on some titty while she jerked me and then we banged.

Two things really stood out from the whole experience.
1) I didnt cum. I was hard like a rock, but no matter how much I tried to cum, I just couldn’t do it. I practice edging at home and only ejaculate every 2 to 3 days. I have a STU Fleshlight, but whenever I use it, I cum within 1 minute. Plus, on this trip, cleaning the pipes isn’t that easy as there isn’t too much privacy. I’ve actually had 5 wet dreams on this trip alone and can’t even remember when I had one before this trip. I thought that maybe if I jerk off on her tits I would be able to come no problem, but still, I just couldn’t cum. This has me a bit worried and confused. Do you think it was just the alcohol? After a while, we just got tired and said fuck it. Oh well. I still had a huge grin on my face so I didn’t really give a shit. I just hope it’s not a problem in the future.

2) Dirty talking. Of all the porn I’ve watched, you’d figure I’d be an expert in dirty talking to a chick while banging. She kept saying dirty shit to me, and for the life of me I couldn’t think of shit. My mind was completely blank. I’m going to start a thread and hopefully you guys can pitch in some nasty shit that you say to your girl so next time I know what to say.

The best part about it wasn’t even that I actually and finally shagged. It was 1) that my other buddies didn’t get any that night, and I did, 2) that she thought that I was experienced, and 3) that she was only 19 years old.

Q4L

I’m guessing it was the alcohol.

All that, AND you could have kebabs when you were done!

Way to go my friend! *High five* About the not being able to cum part; because of the alcohole for sure. Just try to be a little less drunk the next time. Keep on keeping on!

Great story Q4L, brotha!

Great news.

That’s the most uplifting post I’ve read all day Q4L. Enjoy the rest of your trip!

Did she say you had a small dick?

I didn’t think so. She was too busy enjoying herself.

And he saw that it was good!

That’s true. She didn’t.

I’m just glad I was able to get hard. If she saw my flaccid, then I’m sure some sort of comment would have been made. It actually happened to one of my buddies on this trip. She left angry and insulted him, but from the way he described her and the stuff she was saying, she was one of those girls that you don’t give two-shits about.

What was even more uplifting for me, was that last night I came back from the club early. I saw that she was still in the hostel pre-drinking. I heard her talking to some different guys and I’m thinking, wow, this girl gets around fast. At 3 am, she barges into my room and comes into my bed. She didn’t go out with the guys because they were chumps and she said she was too wasted to party. She asked me if how I liked the night before, and I said it was good. She said the same and then we just made out some more. That was definitely another confidence boost. We both checked out this morning and you could tell by the look on her face that she didn’t want to leave.

I guess she really liked it when I munched her. Thank God for my tongue and fingers….

Clearly the other part was alright too. Enjoy brother.

I was gonna say that you are like a copy of me… But then I read that you got laid some nights ago so, there are always people having it worse than you, believe me.

I hope I’m not sounding linke an out-of-touch old fart, but here goes….

You’re 25 during Bush’s 2nd administration, I was 25 during his daddy’s administration. If I could swap ages with you - even at the cost of switching cock sizes - I would do so.

You are a YOUNG buck with your whole life in front of you. And you’re in Europe! You’d probably never even see any of those women again - you know, the ones you’re too depressed to show your cock.

Get a grip on yourself! There are guys out there with much smaller cocks than you. I know you probably hate to hear this (but it’s true): your size is right in the average range! It’s not a “baby dick,” it’s not “tiny,” etc. I’m not going to suggest that you’re “big,” but you’re honestly too big to be feeling as badly as you do.

I suspect you have other fears holding you back (I don’t know what they are, that’s your job to find out). But I doubt you’d be the “man about town” even if you had that “7 x 5” you so desperately want.

Something “strange” happens as you get older…those young damn hotties still look damn hot to you, but you no longer look damn hot to them. How do I know this? Please… don’t ask.

The only thing better than “25,” is maybe 18-21. After that, it tends to go downhill.

Regarding PE, perhaps you haven’t found your threshold. I would suggest:

(1) Take a layoff of 2-3 months.
(2) Begin a 1-day-on/1-day-off routine (10 min warmup, jelqs, 10 min warmup, stretching, 5 min warm down).
(3) Keep gradually upping the volume - slowly but surely.
(4) Eventually, when you’re doing 5 days per week, approaching an hour total time…
(5) Try mem’s routine - but scale down the volume a little at first (but keep the exercises & order the same).
(6) Gradually work through mem’s FULL routine - going at it at least 8-12 months.

I would be virtually assured that you would’ve made some SOLID gains from that.

The first time could be an accident or a mistake on her part.

When she comes back for a repeat performance - that’s a vote of confidence.

Remember that, and carry it forward with you. No one, and nothing can take that away from you.

Lol, dude your penis keeps growing well into your 20s, I’ve seen graphs from some scientific surveys that show that size plateaus at about 30, if you started at 16 and your an inch bigger, chances are you would have been an inch bigger even if you didn’t do any PE, maybe PE just ain’t for you and you’re just wasting time, just an idea!

Right. Just what “graphs” and “scientific surveys” are you referring to, meb?

GM