Or you could say “it stunk so bad I thought I was in the wrong hole.”
I could feel that sting as I wrote it.
You could even say “maybe we need to switch holes so the room won’t stink so bad afterwards.” Yeah, that’s downright mean.
Please, for the love of god, reserve those for the bitches who are really being insulting, not the ones you guys ask “Is it the biggest you’ve ever had?” and she answers honestly lol. Yes, a woman should know if that is asked she is supposed to lie if things are going along right then, but if you ask her another time and she answers honestly… Be kind lol. We assume if you are asking when we aren’t about to have it put in us somewhere that you expect honesty. We assume you are all grown ups and can handle the truth if you aren’t and that you realize size isn’t everything. Nothing is worse than giving an honest answer because you think it’s what is expected and having it thrown back in your face with insults or snide comments later, so if you don’t want honesty don’t ask if she isn’t about to s or f it, lol. If she says something shitty then… She should know better.