2/3 rds of O M G!

>>SHE says “you need me to take care of that for you?” I declined but SHE gave it a squeeze then tucked it under my left leg.. >>

Let me get this straight. A professional massuese seems impressed (I’m sure you’re not the first she’s seen). Asks to finish you. And you are worried about her expression? I think question combined with her touching it may have got me to say “on second thought maybe you could take care of that”

How can she tuck a hardwood under your leg?There’s no way I could bend my woodrow down under my leg.

Her: “Can I take care of that for you?”

RWG: “Yes, you can (a little Sam Kinnison here) get my dick out from under my f*ckin’ leg! Owww!! Owwwwwwwwww!!!!!!”

BTW, I didn’t think people ever *really* went to those places with real backaches. Interesting….

Maybe he was just embarrased by his wood. Or maybe at the point when she said “Oh my” he got a little stage fright. It obviously bothered RWG or I don’t think he would of posted it here.

If she said “Oh my god…” would you have gone for it RWG?

Or maybe she looked like a Sea Robin {to all you land lovers a sea robin is maybe the ugliest fish in the world}

Picture of sea robin

JEEZ…. Why didnt you say “Yes you can take care of this problem”. She probably would have at least gave you a nice oiled hand job. DUDE!!! Where is this place cause Im thinking my back hurts too. :)

If she looked like a sea robin she probably wouldn’t have even been able to give me a massage. I would have been out the door already. :)

Dino - That is one ugly fish. Thanks for the future nightmares. I can see a movie about it now, “Attack of The Mutated Killer Sea Robin”.
:mutley:

~Q

QuestorSilvanthus

You don’t know the half of it when you catch one and than try to get the ugly beast off your hook it blows it self up and has bony spikes all over it self and makes a f-ing loud barking noise.

Sounds like a gal that I dated once………………

I’m guessing she was in her mid 40’s.. Chinese (I think) Small and cute… I was trying to fight off the hard-on but it got the better of me in the end… Kind of Odd what goes through ones mind when they are trying to not develop wood;

Jay Edgar Hoover / Mother Teressa / Lord of the Rings / Being fired at work, anything and everything… As for the question about if she would have said “GOD” I still don’t think I would have gone for it.. My weakness I fear is if she would have stuck her ass in my face or dick then I’m certain I would have been on her like ugly on ape.. If the back goes out again I’ll go back…

I had gone to that place prior and NOTHING like that had ever happened in the past…

As for the question about how it was under my leg thats simple.. My trout leans slightly to the left and as it gets hard it follows my leg and usually sort of twists sideways and until I move it right there it is…

….so you are not a regular white guy….:p

My thread in members pics is called “got a camera”… Threw some pics in there… I’ve always considered myself a regularwhite guy but thats a long story…

I was getting a eyebrow wax, manicure and pedicure at this Asian Nail Salon I frequent when suddenly the cute little Korean lady (maybe 22-25 years old) attending me suddenly said:

You are a very handsome guy, Do you have a girlfriend?

I blushed and said:

Not really but I often go on Internet dates and its fun!

I thought that maybe she was making a pass at me but then the next line that followed went like this:

Would you like massage service? We have excellent massage service here.

I put two plus two together with both her comments and then I wasn’t so sure if she was actually interested in me or she was trying to set me up as part of a potential private clientele for some underground Massage Palor already established or yet to be established within the nail salon (since no actual Massage Parlor services were openly offered or advertised) I figured that this would be more than just a Massage Parlor (If you know what I mean) but then again it might have been strictly a Massage Parlor. Who knows? :chuckle: I have never been to a Massage Parlor anyway but I often hear from friends that Asian Massage Parlors are often like Massage Parlors and some :mwink: for an additional fee of course. :)

I politely declined and said:

Uhhhhh maybe in the future. I will get back to you, will you be giving me the massage?

She blushed. :)

RWG next time you go, why dont you ask her if the service she offered in the past to you is free of charge or extra $$$. It will be interesting to see what her answer will be! :)

supersizeit

My guess is that it would have been free then but for a fee now.

Luvdadus

I think you are right. Poor RWG may have lost his window of opportunity there but maybe he can re-enact the whole scene again with a different woman the next time he goes and even see a different one each time he goes, that way, he can get a whole bunch of freebies! :chuckle: