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1/2" Girth In 2 Months!!!

Well, I started PE on Feb 1st. I started with just jelqs. Every morning and occasionally in the evenings as well. I slowly worked my way up to 700 fast jelks in the shower and 300 in the evening bath. Then I read some threads from our hero, ULI and I added what I think are called ULI squeezes. Both morning and evening and even at work when taking a piss if I have time. At the present time I am doing 700 jelqs, mixed fast and slow and then 10 ULI squeezes in the morning shower and then 300 med. jelqs in the evening bath with 10 more ULI squeezes. I also still do extra ULI squeezes at piss time during the day. Maybe 3 times on some days. I do not use pumps or hangers or none of that stuff. I don’t knock them, I just don’t like the idea. I only took one day off in since Feb 1st and it practically drove me mad! I don’t like taking days off at all. I just don’t!

Feb 1st I measured in @ 6.5” bpel and 5.5” girth. I have been going up 1/8” increments at a time and today I measured 3 times and I am at 6” girth!!! It has been looking wierd lately. Like someone elses dick. Heh heh. I just knew it had enlarged but I did not want to measure too soon but today I just could not hold out any longer and there it was! The 6” mark! No length gains yet but I am sure they are still to come. I have added some but not a lot of stretches. I am not as concerned with my length at this point as I have been my girth. I want my little buddy to be as big around as I can get him! I think that is what opens the eyes the widest on Mrs V when I stick it in is the girth. I won’t stop ‘till it is as big around as a can of corn!

Like I said before, my length is still 6.5”. I have a marvelous hang/swing and I just love to go to the gym and walk around in the hot tub area where all the other guys are. Please understand, I am only 5’3.5” tall. It probably looks kind of funny on this little guy but I sure get a lot of stares from some of the other guys there. My dick actually does not go down in size that much when it is not hard. From what I understand that is called a shower??? Anyway, I don’t know if I would want more than 8” in length. I guess that we shall see when I get there.

I think attitude and faith are as big a builder as the excersizes themselves. I think we have to believe that it is going to get bigger and actually look down and tell it that it is and that helps a lot. A bit of praying about it seems to do wonders as well. Since I discovered these ULI squeezes, my gains just took off! I am not sure that is what you call them but I think it is.

I am so glad you are all here! Isn’t it cool that we all have a place where we can come and brag or complain about our dicks? You sure can’t do that at work or with your best friend…….and so far I do not tell MRS V because it is just so much fun having my little secret. Somtime I will tell her, but that sometime is not here yet.

Cheers to you all. Do good things.

v

Congratulations on the gains! Keep up the good work.

Would you mind explaining how the ULI squeezes are done? :)


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Originally Posted by Ramrod
That’s great, V.

How long do you hold the squeezes?

Good question. If there is a clock nearbye I hold them for 30 seconds each. If there is no clock, I slowly count to ten.

Oh BTW, two more things that I do that I forgot to mention. I also do some Horse440s during piss times if I can get a semi-chubby and I also quit wearing underwear. I don’t know if that helps but i think it does.

v

Originally Posted by thatthickunit
Congratulations on the gains! Keep up the good work.

Would you mind explaining how the ULI squeezes are done? :)

I don’t mind at all.

Please keep in mind that I “think” they are called ULI squeezes. I don’t read and retain very well and this is why I have some confusion about it.

First I do some jelqs so my unit fills up and get a bit stiff but not what I would call an erection. I then grab at the base with a OK with my palm toward the head of my peter. I squeeze just about as hard as I can and the unit fills up pretty good and the head gets bigger. I then tighten down my grip with my middle, ring and pinkey fingers. I don’t squeeze too hard with the added fingers because I don’t want the head to popp off! heh heh
There is a tremendous amount of pressure in the unit at this point. It will usually get almost an inch longer when I squeeze with the extra fingers. I hold this for 10-30 seconds. And then I switch to the other hand. I do 5x in each hand per session. I really don’t know if this excercise or the Horse440s are doing the trick. i just do them both because I like to excercise my unit. I think it is fun and I like having a big hanger! OK I like it when it is hard too!

v

Nice gains vs.

I’m just wondering how do you do your horse440s with such a low erection?

I just stand at the urinal and I pull on it a few times and roll it in my hands untill it loosens up and starts to feel good. Then I pump my muscle a bit to fill it up and clamp a couple of times and it comes right around. I will say, it does not work all the time. It does however work well if a good looking gal comes into my workplace previously! LOL

v

Originally Posted by vs
A bit of praying about it seems to do wonders as well.

Dear Lord, I beseech thee …

Sorry, I don’t mean to poke fun. It just seems a strange thought. But why not? After all, most people pray for a Mercedes.

That’s right! And 3/4 of the time the Mercedes is just another form of penis-envy anyway! LOL

v

Holy crap, 1/2 girht in two months is a lot! Congrats vs, I´m really happy for you! Can you tell if Mrs. vs has noticed a diference in sex? You know, more aaah, aah aaaaaaah…

Come on, Some of us wanna read such succesful stories to keep us motivated! :D

It usually takes me 15 minutes in the morning and 10 minutes in the evening.

Mrs V has been telling me I have a big weener a lot lately. I wish she would use the word cock or dick but she does not like to talk dirty. I do wish she would. She has been saying Whoa a lot lately on insertion. Tha’ts very good!

I have to go now. I will come home later this evening and tell you some of my sex benefits in having a 6” girth and there are benefits.

Talk to you all later.

v

Those are some great gains, I’d be lying if I said I weren’t jealous. Do you have problems with spotting after doing so many jelqs?


My Gains thus far You can expect a forecast of vengeance in the near future. "Combat salacious removal"

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