Worst thing I have ever done to my penis

I was paying such close attention to the end of the scissors while trimming my pubes this morning that I ended up taking a nice gash out of my shaft with the middle part of the scissors. The first thing I noticed was something on the scissors. I soon realized this was skin! That’s when I saw a crimson stream of blood dribbling out the side of my shaft.

Needless to say, I brought the Neosporin with me to work and reapplied every time I went to the bathroom.

Mrs. Allnighter is going to be getting some extra tongue service this week.

Sorry, I couldn’t resist, that was quite scary to say the least. Be careful and don’t use scissors to trim your pubes!.

My penis just retreated into my body after reading that.

Never ever, ever play with scissors in the genitalia department. And ouch, fucking ouch.

Ya, thanks guys, lesson learned. I will not use scissors near my dick. I’m gonna go write that 100 times on the chalk board.

It actually didn’t hurt until I got in the shower. Then it burned like hell!

DIY circumcision!

Elastic bands for me. Mad ideas when I was young about enlarging. One time I couldn’t get it off for ages as iwas at work. Went basically black, made me cry when I got the band off. Stupid stupid. Hope you get well soon!

Sounds awfully painful.

Thanks r.oates. Seeing blood coming out the side side of my cock was alarming for sure. I think you’ve got me beat though.

Why is it this lesson had to be learned through experience?

.. Likewise.

Haven’t you discovered that using a razor or hair trimmer is better ;) —- not to mention isn’t capable of cutting off a chunk of your dick haha

It’s good that you didn’t have to go to the hospital. Imagine explaining that one to the triage nurse in the ER.