Woke up with a new penis, then.

First post here.. I joined a month ago, read a lot, started PEing with enthusiasm. I kept getting erections, and did what amounted to “soft” ULIs (I know, not for newbies, but I was gentle, making sure it never hurt or felt funny).

Then, after 2 weeks, I got a the flu. I was in bed for four days, had no erections whatsoever. No jelqing.

On the fifth day, I woke up with nice morning wood. I lifted the blanket to peep. Wow! It looked huge. Not only did I seem to have gained almost half an inch in length, but my woody was also fatter. I did not measure (stupid me), but it really looked like the girth was up, say, 0.3 inch.

The same evening I took a hot, hot bath, where I jelqed my new huge penis. It looked great!

Then the next morning.. I was back to normal girth! How strange! I wondered if I had had fever dreams the day before, but the flu was gone, and I’ve never had anything close to a hallucination in my life.

Has this happened to anyone else?

Now, after another two weeks, I still haven’t gained any girth (well, perhaps 1/16”), though it looks like I’m one of those newbies who got a bit of length in the first month.

This may sound stupid, but there have been times when I’ve been recovering from a flu and I’m still running a temperature that I’ve felt the same way. My balls hang lower and my penis feels fatter and bigger. I think most of it is part of the body’s natural function to keep the testicles at a constant temperature. Kind of like a ‘hot tub’ effect. And like you, it’s gone the next day or when I’m fully recovered. This has all happend in my pre-PE days. Haven’t been sick since I’ve started PE. (just a coincidence?)

Interesting, big_stiff. I’ll have to measure next time I get sick, which I hope won’t be until I’ve grown an inch anyway.

I had a similar experience when I started a 2 months ago. After a week or so, I tremendously gained in girth. It was just a week later, that I woke up in the morning and everything was back to usual. I guess my member was a little pumped-up from the stress of the routines and accomodated a week later.

Perhaps something similar happened to you.

Taking accurate measurements is an important way to measure your gains throughout the course of your PE career. That said, are you completely sure you measured the same ways both times? Sometimes we get so desperate to see gains that we move the ruler to a slightly more…favorable spot.

I’ve found that my flaccid size is often considerably larger when I’m sick.

Okay. Good to hear that if I hallucinated, I’m not alone. :-)

Meanwhile, I’m starting to measure my first 0.1” in girth one good days, but not consistently enough to make into my stats yet. I’ll wait till the end of month two.