why no soap

Why is it reccommended for us not to use soap when jelqing?
What are the drawbacks and/or pluses (if any to using soap)?

Can we use it when we jelq in the shower?

soap, when it gets in my the hole of my pecker, it stings like a bitch.

Is that the only reason because i’ve used it a few times and although it is not as smooth as lotion it has never caused me pain.

Go for it, there is no scientific proof its harmful, hell its soap, to each his own.

I would HIGHLY reccomend not using it. I use to use soap on my dick and after about a week it started to excessively PEAL. Yes you read right, it pealed. Skin was pealing off of my dick like it was burned in the sun.. I figured eh, this can’t be the soap. So I tryed it again a few weeks later, and again it pealed. I guess even soap is harmful in excessive amounts.

I masturbated with soap in the shower when I was younger…. I just did it once. I don’t recall all it did but I recall pain and peeling.

Why not? Because it is soap dude. Why don’t use some vaseline or lubricant better?. Have you tried these before?

Why cant use soap?
Which Lube?

(I found these using the search button, top right of every page.)

Two elephants are taking a bath when one says to the other, “Could you please pass the soap?”
To which the second elephant replies, “No soap, radio”.

rofl.

No no, don’t use soap!

I can’t make any definitive scientific statement on the matter, but from personal experience I can say that it’s a major no no. I had a thought several years ago that it would be a sound sanitary move to try lathering up my foreskin in the shower; about two days later I started developing really itchy red blisters all over my dick that stung horribly for nearly two weeks after I ceased the soap use. Oddly, I managed to transmit this strange reaction to my girlfriend at the time where it manifested as a yeast infection—despite using condoms.

The only thing that I can think of is that perhaps the soap disrupts the natural bacterial balance on the penis allowing certain malfeasant strains to reproduce unchecked.

what? am I missing something here? is one trying to kill the other?

As far as soap- I’ve read recently of people using Dove mosturizing soap to jelq… perhaps the mosturizer helps prevent the drying out normal soap does.

I’m totally not getting that joke either? :/

Joke explained.
In the US, especially in the younger grades in school, the jokes are inane in the extreme. There was a series of stumpers called “radio” jokes. Like the above…”two elephants were taking a bath” a pretty good setup don’t you think? And, just when you’re ready for the punch line, they say “radio” Where the hell did that come from, you think to yourself. Well, that’s the point of the joke, you’ve been had.

American humor, as all humor, has much of culture in it but it’s beyond even me, where that particular brand of funny came from.

Leave it to Cappy to dredge something so esoteric so only he gets it. (by the way, that was “irony”, the bedrock of most true-to-life humor. Conversely, the writer O Henry perfected the technique in his dramatic writings. Worth reading.)

Ciao’

Soap explained.

The cleansing agent in soap, for centuries now, is lye. Yes, the same stuff that dissolves flesh, Is the hardening ageng in concrete, is a filler for the propellant in your air bag, etc. A multi-purpose caustic.

If you use soap, find the one with the highest content of moisturizing cream, Dove comes to mind as stated above but I think that others would work too. Go to the “natures pantry” or other health food stores to find the organic soaps.

How about using your hair conditioner?

Ciao’

The whole idea of the soap radio joke was to have another friend laugh at it when you told it so another friend would feel stupid if he didn’t get it therefore laughing at the joke he didn’t get and in the process making himself look even more stupid than he had hoped to avoid looking my not getting it. Get it?