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Why are we jelqing

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy
- ridiculous amounts of jam. :)

Why yes here too. Jam.
Damn jam everywhere.
Where does it come from?
What are we to think?

Happy this is all your fault, you do realize don’t you?

And more jam

Jam

Damn Jam.


I was gonna say, RootCap's hot. - kitten

Recent studies show that consistent jelqing rises the temperature of global warming in the atmosphere to dangerous levels. We will be doomed if we don’t stop jelqing. So please think of all the places that don’t get rain and all the little kittens running through the meadows dying from heat exhaustion when YOU decide to bust out the lube and salami.

Thanks.

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Originally Posted by ElPolloDiablo
I am almost 99% sure that you are not helping Mr. Happy.

Jelqing is helping, don’t worry about it. For some people it is their main source of gaining while for others it is an amplifier for their gains. Even others will only jelq for the penile health benefits it gives you. Anyway, for which reason you jelq or whatever it is giving you, it is really worth the effort.

Originally Posted by ElPolloDiablo
Congrats!

Still, that’s only one case.. How long did it take him?

He was a fast gainer, it took him a couple of months. Now, remember not everyone reacts the same to the exercises, some gain quick, some gain slowly, and others (gasp, dare I say it) don’t gain at all.

The point is, jelqing does work in 99.999% of all men who do it. You have to be consistent, dedicated and somewhat obsessed with it.


sunny A day without sunshine is like a day without laughter :sun:

I do believe jelqing works just not as effectively for some people. I jelqed for 2 months without gaining anything ( although it did help to cement gains from an extender) and eventually found this site and the other exercises. I used some different exercises along with my jelqing and made sure to make each PE session as intense as possible. Then I made my first gains.

I think that if made intense, jelqing can work for everyone. You just need to find the erection percentage that gives you a good workout. Below 70% erection in a workout doesn’t do anything for me.

I’d read about people talking about how sore they were after there jelqing routine and I would wonder why I was never sore. Jelqed with a higher erection percentage one day to try it out and was sore the next day.

So you might want to try experimenting with your erection %.

Many people have made gains with jelqing and simple stretching ( newbie routine) so to say that it doesn’t work is just ignorance.


Search. Read. Learn. Apply. Make weener bigger........Eventually reach goal of giant weener

You must learn to walk before you run..

That’s what jelqing is

Which came first? Huevos diablos or. . .

Originally Posted by ElPolloDiablo
I am almost 99% sure that you are not helping Mr. Happy.


And I am 100% sure you are not reading.

The answer to a question as basic as “why do we jelq?” is not so difficult to discern if you spend some time here educating yourself. It’s not that I’m opposed to answering questions or giving newbies a hand up, but this just seems a bit on the lazy side to me. Maybe it’s just me.

My take?

Jelqing properly can increase the overall health of the unit in question. When combined with a Kegeling regimen it seems to help to revitalize the organ. Why it does this I don’t know. I’m pretty sure it has to do with blood flow.

This strengthens it so, should you be so inclined to take on other sorts of approaches, you’ll be ready.

But there are a few people who have got their gains from a strictly manual approach (you can, y’know, read about that here).

Some have even jelqed in a storage unit; a demonstration of the somewhat obsessive aspect sunny alluded to.

So … to review. Warm-up well and then jelq. Jelq like the wind.

Jelq as if this were your last day on Earth.

Jelq for your mother …

Ok, maybe not your mother.

Nipples. Cheeses. Christ. Old socks. Other laundry. Jam. Windows. Salad dressing. A fork. Puppies. The most beautiful girl in the world. Jellyfish. More jam. Quaaludes. Electro-shock therapy. Spankings. Fluff. Cumulo-nimbus. Landed gentry. Moira. Faggots. Bonfire. Bentley. Weiners. Aversion therapy. Chancre sores. Bed bugs. Boston strangler. Enema. Literature. Memento. Ping Pong. A little more jam. Wankers. Buffalo. French toast. Champs d’lysee. Bastards. Transvestite. Mama’s little baby loves shortenin’, shortenin’. Mama’s little baby likes shortenin’ bread. The last bit of jam. High five! Scallions. Toilet seat. Scatological. Nobel Peace Prize. Dungeon. A new bottle of jam. Flowers. Anus. Blowjob.

Any questions?


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Just under the influence of Eddie Izzard. :)


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Jelqing provides the necessary conditioning for increased expansion. We are all endowed with different sizes much like shoe size or hand size, under to improve upon this genetic sizing we must improve the penis’ ability to expand during erection. Jelqing moves blood and improves elasticity for additional expansion and therefore the ability to hold and receive more blood. Jelqing is the best way to increase the volume of your tube.

Originally Posted by tomswilski
Jelqing provides the necessary conditioning for increased expansion.


It seems to. I’d agree. Yes.

Originally Posted by tomswilski
Jelqing moves blood and improves elasticity for additional expansion and therefore the ability to hold and receive more blood. Jelqing is the best way to increase the volume of your tube.


When it comes to the idea of what is “best” there is always debate. I don’t think you can claim that. What can be said is that it is reliable as beneficial practice for overall penis health.

Oh yeah, and what RootCap said. As did the man his pictured in his avatar. Mr. Morrison’s birthday is coming up this Friday. Didn’t The Doors cover a version of “Gloria”? I distinctly remeber Jim screaming: “G-L-O-R-I-A”. Anyway, he also sang “It feels so good!” (I think it’s that song). I’m sure he said it in other songs, and probably in his personal lfe as well.

Just like RootCap said: it feels soo good.

Jelquing.

Feels so good.

You get me?

Yet?

And what the hell is this:

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We are all endowed with different sizes much like shoe size or hand size, under to improve upon this genetic sizing we must improve the penis’s ability to expand during erection.


I really worked with this one. I wondered what it could possibly mean. Then I figured …does he … he must mean…

Gimme a little credit here. What do you want from my life? Clairvoyant understanding?

My theory, or rather best guess, is you meant to say in order to, but wrote under to. Somehow.

As to what it says substantively, I can’t disagree with it, but I wanted to and I don’t know why. Maybe I’m going through a phase.

Anyway, it should be two sentences. See below.

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…much like shoe size or hand size . In order to improve…

Um, oh yeah!

I like jam, and puppies and anal sex with…

Nevermind. Just kidding.

PM me if you want my phone number.

I’m kidding.

Really.

;-)


Before: I'd like to show you something I'm very proud of, but you'll have to move real close.

After: I\'d like to show you something I\'m very proud of, but you guys in the front row will have to stand back.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams (:

Originally Posted by Mr. Happy
And I am 100% sure you are not reading.

The answer to a question as basic as “why do we jelq?” is not so difficult to discern if you spend some time here educating yourself. It’s not that I’m opposed to answering questions or giving newbies a hand up, but this just seems a bit on the lazy side to me. Maybe it’s just me.

I’ve done my fair share of reading, using the search button as often as I can, and checking other forums. The reason why I made this thread is because I honestly found plenty of results from people who gained a lot without jelqing to make me question it’s worth. I also found plenty of people saying that jelqing does nothing for growth, just makes your penis fitter.

I know that a lot of people ask the same questions over and over.. But I couldn’t find a great answer to mine.

This now concludes your 15 minutes of fame.

You know if you Jelg with Jam, you may increase the Jam.

And as my buddy Mick once said, “I just ain’t got that much Jam”

I swore off puppies the last time I encountered unexpected wet feet while going to retrieve my 6am cigarette and gravy fix.
But now Jam and Anal Sex …. hmmm. You do know Strawberry’s the best don’t you? No NOT the jam dummy.

Oh’ and my B-day is this weekend too ….


I was gonna say, RootCap's hot. - kitten

It would seem that everything can be lumped into two categories: 1) Jelq and 2) Stretch, to gain size. All of the names and variations and angles and twisted hurdles are just derivatives of the same.

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