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Whispering Sweet Words to my Manhood

Whispering Sweet Words to my Manhood

I was bored so I wrote this poem:

Oh penis,
You make me happy that I’m not a female,
It’s much more fun having a meat tail.
Clean you, stroke you, milk you and clamp you
Yank you, crank you and most of all thank you.

I spend lots of time in pleasuring you,
And I spend too much time in measuring you,
I do spend some time in resting you,
But it’s all worthwhile to keep from upsetting you.

It’s just that..

I just wish you were bigger,
Especially thicker.
So I squeeze you for hours,
And waste all my showers,
In the hope that one day you will be a world power.

And when I am bigger,
I’ll scream like I’m Hitler.
And I will not be modest,
I’ll share you like a communist.

And when that day comes I’ll wear jeans outside,
And I’ll no longer hide,
And when the girls ask I’ll tell them with pride:
It’s not a rolled up sock.
It’s just my big cock.
And I love it a lot.
Would you like to see it sometime?

Long ago I wrote a penis haiku as my signature, but I can’t remember it now.


Heat makes the difference between gaining quickly or slowly for some guys, or between gaining slowly instead of not at all for others. And the ideal penis size is 7.6" BPEL x 5.6" Mid Girth.

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So what is haiku?

Three lines; count the syllables!

Just five, seven, five.

:)


Heat makes the difference between gaining quickly or slowly for some guys, or between gaining slowly instead of not at all for others. And the ideal penis size is 7.6" BPEL x 5.6" Mid Girth.

Basics.... firegoat roll How to use the Search button for best results

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Lol, very nice tweek, very nice!

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