When you go to the bathroom..
When you go to the bathroom, do you inspect you penis? EVERY TIME??
I do. I don’t mean that I look at it in every detail or anything, I mean that
EVERY time I piss, I find myself looking at my dick and sighing, and wishing that
it were bigger. Sometimes I’ll look at my profile in a mirror and envision it much bigger.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not disgusted with myself or anything, I just want a bit more.
Sometimes I’ll stand there and recall seeing the porn cocks, the 9 X 7 porn cocks, and get a bit depressed
wondering what it would be like to have a cock like that. It’s gotta be nice being
born well-hung. The rest of us have to work at it and hope we end up with our goal met.
These huge hung porn guys are probably so used to seeing this fat hunk of meat between
their legs while they’re pissing, that they probably don’t even think about the beauty of it.
If it were me though, if I all of a sudden woke up one day with a 9 X 7, I’d be grinning
ear to ear every single time I whipped it out for whatever reason.
So is it just me…?
Before PE: BPEL 6.5" X EG 4.75" Presently: BPEL 7.5" X EG 5.5" ULTIMATE GOAL: BPEL 8.25" X 6.25"