What she said

You just can’t please everyone, I guess.

I suppose telling a girl she’s small is like telling her she wouldn’t be able to manage a guy with a big one. Rather like us if we feel were told we can’t fill it.

Perhaps something like We’re just the right size for each other might do the trick. But dress it up a bit more than that.

Definitely out would be something on the lines ‘You could get a tunnel borer in there!

That’s what YOU think!