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What have you named your penis

Mine went by the name “CHUCKY” when I was younger, but I think I kind of grew out of that name stage.

Start: 1-31-05 BPEL: 7.5 EG: 5

10-18-05 BPEL: 8 EG: 5.2

First Goal: 8 x 5.5 Final Goal: 8.5 x 6

Mine was named Bent Brian by my mother I believe, due to the fact he was twisted…….now he’s all grown up and called Mark :)

The Little Giant :)

My weiner has a first name,
It’s O S C A R.
My weiner has a second name,
It’s M E Y E R.

Because Oscar Meyer has a way.
With pleasing wet young tight puusssayy.

Mazinger Z


Current: 8+ x 5.5

soon to be nine.

Last edited by NineInchNails : 04-29-2005 at .


If girth is king, why the hell does everyone keep talking about length?

Originally Posted by sir lotsalog
Everybody talks about draining the lizard, so I started calling my penis Godzilla.

When my wife starts kissing on me I tell her “Watch out or you’ll wake up Godzilla.”

Sometimes she plays along by moaning out of sync.

Ahahahaha. That’s fucking hilarious.

I’ve been thinking about Vlad the Impaler (he was a badass) myself, but I dunno.

My wife named mine Gus

Short for gusto, she’ll say “I’m going for the gusto”

In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.


My penis has no name yet, I’m looking for it.

Originally Posted by Sequoia galaica
My penis has no name yet, I’m looking for it.

Looking for a name, or looking for your penis?

"We have met the enemy, and he is us."

I like calling it my wang.

Chunky, like my nick. Because it has more meat than before, more protein :D

My wife named mine Mr. Limpy - no explanation needed. That was in the pre-pe days of course.

Originally Posted by Jungalist
Pingu Lingu

When I was a wee laddy, my mother suggested that I should masturbate
Mum:How’s Pingu doing?
Me: Ummm.. Ok?

Very very strange… Would she watch or help out? Honestly -


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