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My complex

This is so funny.

Guys, are you guys also talking to you tools. And more important, do they also respond and talk ?

Sorry, no offense, just imagining a talking penis….one that can’t shut up like most girls :-) ))))

yes they do respond.

Sometimes the little head always tells the big head what to do, especially when sexy women are around. :-)

No name yet. Maybe I should christen it something aweinspiring. Like Titanic.


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

“Stanley, you know, like the power drill!”

Ford Fairlane


Some guys lift weights, I hang 'em!

Stanley — as in the power drill.

Bulbous


Formerly known as Sex&Guns. R.I.P.

He’s alive! How is your head? Or are you still inebriated? What happened, any outrageous stories to share?


regards, mgus

Taped onto the dashboard of a car at a junkyard, I once found the following: "Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement." The car was crashed.

Primary goal: To have an EQ above average (i.e. streetsmart, compassionate about life and happy) Secondary goal: to make an anagram of my signature denoting how I feel about my gains

Originally Posted by Jungalist
Pingu Lingu

Don’t ask me why - ok I will say why anyway. When I was a wee laddy, my mother suggested that I should masturbate and I didn’t know what that was. But she wanted me to make sure the skin wasn’t too tight around the glans (I’m uncircumcised). She gave the pet name ‘pingu lingu’ because my cock was quite long for my age and stretched like the way pingu’s beak moved while talking. Lol

Mum:How’s Pingu doing?
Me: Ummm.. Ok?

That’s fucked up! :)

Mine was Mr. Swiller. But I stopped calling it that awhile ago. One of my g/f’s mom asked me if I called my penis “Swiller” and I replied with, “That’s Mr. to you!”.

New name….new name….???

How ‘bout “Baron Von Huge Cock”?

Everybody talks about draining the lizard, so I started calling my penis Godzilla.

When my wife starts kissing on me I tell her “Watch out or you’ll wake up Godzilla.”

Sometimes she plays along by moaning out of sync.


Are you sure this is how Mr. Ed started?

Mine is Herbie (after the Disney movie) so you can guess what that’s about. My room-mate in college was super hung and he called his Rosco. At night sometimes we would run into other guys rooms, whip down our pants, and jiggle about as the “Rosco and Herbie Show”.


Just trying to become average.... "There is ALWAYS hope" - Aragorn start 11/25/04 BPEL= 14.7 cm (5.78") EG= 11 cm (4.33")

Originally Posted by Slendercock

Ollie. I often look at my dick and say, “This is ANOTHER fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Ollie”

:rolling:

It


"We have met the enemy, and he is us."

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User names, eh? Fine, mine will be known as “Rita Mm Mm Good”

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