What causes a crooked penis?

Mine points pretty much straight out when 100% erect, but beginning at about the plump stage right around 10-20% erection it tends to start curving to the left. If I am lying on my back it will always flop over to the left once arousal sets in and it begins to twitch. I would describe it like a snake curling up: this happens anytime I flex my pelvic muscles. When I touch and palate it feels like the left side of the shaft is harder and, for lack of a better word, “thinner”. The right side always feels “rounder” and not ridid and flatter like the left. It seems like I can follow this imbalance on the left side pretty much from right below the gland down into my scotum and behind it. I can achieve an erection no problem….I was just wondering if anybody else experiences something similar to this and if there are any good methods for “straighening everything out” down there. My plan was to hang until I reached my length goal of one inch and then try to come up with a routine to gain a half inch of girth.

Penises come in different shapes - it is normal.

Mine is the same. Left side is thin and slightly shorter, while the right side is thicker and a bit longer, causing the slight bend to the left. Ever since I started PE the curve has become less noticable, maybe its 10 degrees now.

Flaccid, mine is still slightly thicker on the right, which used to make it bend to the left.

Now its straight as an arrow.

Its analogous to pinching the sidewall of a balloon, it will blow up crooked. So, scar tissue, injury, or genetic predisposition, these things could all lead to a crook.

Mine leans toward the left also. I believe it is from a lifetime of masturbating with my right hand. Hopefully less jerking and more PE will straighten her out!

About 3/4 of penises leans to the left. It is just how men are built, ligs are skewed slightly toward the right, masturbation has nothing to do with that.

Shit….I remember all my childhood getting erections but tucking them into my under wear, which were tight briefs. I hope I didn’t stunt it or mold it the wrong way or something. But it is nice to hear I’m not alone and that it seems to have improved with PE for at least some members here.

Mine hangs to the right, what percent is that marinera?

Sometimes your penis sees things it wasn’t meant to see. And then it takes money so that it will look the other way, and never see those things again. And there you go, bam, crooked penis.

I also have a slight bend to the left, and I do believe it is due to adolescent masturbation.

I remember a time when my erection was straight. After several years of right handed playtIme under the covers, I looked down one day and noticed a peculiar bend.

It was a big shock then because I knew it used to be straight.

I think pumping and stretching has helped straighten it, but it still has a small kink about an inch from the base that is noticeable at less than full erection.

OK, that is exactly what mine does.

I too believe that most bends do come from years of wanking especially during those growing years. Try wanking and all of a sudden freeze at different points along the stroke and you’ll see the likely curved pull you’re giving it. Puzzles me why many still refuse to accept that that is what is the likely cause. Especially here where we believe that we can manually alter the shape (and size) of our ding-dongs through consistent, daily manual manipulation of it. What do you think we do masturbating throughout adolescence, and with downright religious regularity that we wish we could give our PE. Just sayin…

That was fucking funny :D

I do believe jelking technique can have an impact. A couple of months ago, I was jelking only with one hand (I believe it was the left hand) and after a while I noticed that my penis significantly started to twist (not bend) to the left, almost like 90 degrees. I managed to correct this almost completely in a couple of months by jelking consistently with 2 hands. The right side of my penis now appears a bit longer than the left side (start of a left curve?), and I wonder whether the difference in strenght between both hands might have somthing to do with this. I’m quite sure this wasn’t there before. I’ll have to see how this further develops.