Welcome n00bs, READ THIS THREAD!!

Hi guys, you are what makes this place what it is, never doubt it! Without new blood this place would eventually be nothing more than a forum for Moose dicked guys to hang out and shoot the poop. You, as a n00b, are actually the life blood of this place! And oh yea, PE truly does work and you can add inches to your wee wee!

You will be told by mods and senior members to, “use the %$#@ search function !!” We have an excellent search function, and with a huge friggen 6 year old labyrinthine archive you will get so many results to each and every search as to make it almost impossible to find anything! Yippie!! None the less give it a shot and you might actually find what you are looking for. You will most certanly find something interesting if you invest the time in reading some of the search results. For newbie related stuff use the link list below. You will more often than not find helpful info on n00b topics and will actually end up knowing stuff that many senior members are shaky on!

START HERE ——-> NEWBIE ROUTINE <——- Important Newbie Threads/Info

Remember some of us old timers are grouchy so if you do get a, “use the %$#@ search function !!”, don’t take it personally. Reply with “I did try a search and am having a hard time finding stuff. If you could at least point me to a few threads that deal with my question I would greatly appreciate it.”

Also: You young whipper snappers often have a, ” I am just a lill clueless n00b, what could I possibly have to contribute!”, attitude. Screw that!! Do you really think most of the old timers remember what it was like to be a newbie? Even if we did the forum has changed and evolved…. a LOT!

You, as a n00b are actually the life blood of this place! don’t forget it! Something that is obvious to the old timers but made a huge friggen difference to you when you discovered it is exactly what other new guys need to hear! Sure, it helps when I post, “Oh hi, another n00b. Welcome, this stuff works, and don’t break you willie.” But it makes more of a difference when you share with each other, it really does.

This PE stuff really does work. More importantly to those of us that have already gotten bigger it is the fresh blood that makes these forums work! Invest the 30 seconds to stop in and say “HI” to the other newbies that have started threads. Do use the search function but don’t by afraid to ask as well.

If you have found this thread at all helpful go ahead and do a brief reply to bump it for other new guys that might benefit from it. Welcome to Thunder’s Place, this stuff really does work.

Iamaru

So now I’m a “Moose Dicked guy”? Gee iamaru I’ve been called a lot of things in my life. But never have I been referenced in such a meaningful, inspiring, and loving manner. What a way to start the New Year! I’ll definitely be taking that comment for the compliment is was intended to be. You’ve won a special place with me.

Is “labyrinthine” actually a word or did you have to bribe the spell checker again? Poetic license?

iamaru is correct though: New blood and the open exchange of ideas is what keeps this place alive. Please do use the search feature, nobody likes repeating themselves. Including “use the %$#@ search function !!”

One word of caution to the noobie though.
Should you dare feel compelled to start a thread about masturbation effecting gains, fuck that you’re on your own.
I’ll be running for cover.

Iamaru, thanks for the warm welcome. I’ve been reading around here for a while and it’s nice to finally get membership. I can’t wait to see gains, and thank God for this place. It’s awesome!

Thanks a lot bud. Been lurking thundersplace since past December and I am VERY grateful for all the work that’s been put into TP. Started the newbie routine and have seen a small gain on girth and lots of erection quality gains.

Props!

Iamaru, one thing that I notice is that yes we mods do say do a $%&#&* search, without really realzing that maybe they don’t know how to search.

So, my advice is to play with the search function. See what it will do, attempt to find what you are looking for. I will be the first to admit sometimes its hard to find what you want as there is a lot of information there. I know I don’t want to wade through 4 pages of stuff looking for something, but I do .

Also, use this for reference, it will help you. How to use the Search button for best results

Been looking forward to actually becoming a member for a while now!

Thanks for the welcome, will be posting more.

El_Pecker, gnar gnar, and NorthviewBTP:

I am honored gentlemen , to receive your posting cherries!

As a special thanks I have interceded on your behalf’s with Dino the DICK fairy to add an extra 1/4 inch on to the maximum potential gains possible for you guys. You will still have to do the work but now will be able to gain an extra 1/4" total!

I’m your DICK fairy and I’m here to grant you any sized dick you want!!!

Awsome post ‘ru! :)

Welcome to all the n00bs reading this thread.

The other thing you will maybe be told by us oldtimers is to read the Forum Guidelines.

Sadly this is not as much fun as using the search function and finding out lots of cool new stuff. But it is quite important here, so please do give them a read; it makes it a nicer place for everyone. :up:

Hi,guys! I’m not actually a complete newbie, but I had only tried the “three P’s” (pumps, pills and patches) and gave up shortly afterwards when I didn’t find a magic bullet. In the last year and a half I lost over 30 pounds, and then I came across this site when I was surfing the net one night. I am so glad I did. Now I see that it is going to take some work, but with a place to get information and guidance, maybe I can finally get the bigger dick I wasn’t born with, but am certainly entitled to!

Welcome biggerjimd,

Did you experience the “free” increase due to weight loss that is often talked about? You say you lost 30lbs, how much did that translate into more visible/usable penis?

Haha awesome! Thanks for putting in the good word iamaru.

That’s all I’m screamin’ about! :D