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Weighing your penis

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Weighing your penis

Since we measure our penis’ length and girth (and some do volume), why not try and weigh it? I have a scale that weighs objects in grams, oz., etc.

I think this would yield more consistency and slight gains will be noticed. The only problem that I can see is the weighing of the penis itself. Since it is attached to our body, I imagine it would be hard to accurately measure it without using some sort of technique. I think it would be okay though, as long as you are placing your penis naturally onto the scale and not forcing it down onto the scale which would cause it to weigh more than it is.

Mass is a non-integer number (real numbers) so increase in decimal numbers will prove you are gaining even if you are not seeing any increase on the ruler let alone visibly seeing the gains.

How many have tried this? I think this may be the future of measuring if we find a technique that can give us consistency (getting the measurements 5 times in short successions could be a possible benchmark).

I haven’t tried it myself, but I will do so shortly. I should have tried first before raising this theory but meh. Too late.


January 10, 2010 -- BPEL: 4.90" - EG: 5.00" - BPFL: 2.00"

September 10, 2011 -- BPEL: 5.20" - EG: ?" - BPFL: ?

April 23, 2014 -- BPEL: 5.50" - EG: ? - BPFL: ?

I don’t think weighing erect penis is possible at all and weighing flaccid penis wouldn’t be accurate because flaccid size changes too much throughout the day.


Start • 5.94''x4.92''

Now • 6.50''x4.96''

Goal • 7.00''x5.75''

Darn that is true - I did not think of that! Ah I’m such an idiot. But then again, penis length varies too correct? What if we just threw cold water on our dicks till it shrunk no more? Or weigh it when we have a hard erection?


January 10, 2010 -- BPEL: 4.90" - EG: 5.00" - BPFL: 2.00"

September 10, 2011 -- BPEL: 5.20" - EG: ?" - BPFL: ?

April 23, 2014 -- BPEL: 5.50" - EG: ? - BPFL: ?

You could measure the volume of your erect dick.

Dip it into a jug full of water, collect what spills over the top and measure it.


Start- Some time in 2004.. 6" BPEL, 4.5" Mid-EG (Really lazy at PE)

Current.. 7.8" BPEL, 5.7" Mid-EG

Goal(Time to get serious).. 8" BPEL, 6" Mid-EG

You could try tying a piece of string round your penis running it (the string) over a pulley and attatch the end to a weighing machine. .

Naturally you will have to have the weighing machine upside dwn and arrange the string so that it pulls the weighing arm upwards

Calibration could be done by using marbles in a sling on the string to get the weight straight.

It is considered best to have the penis pointing forward when taking the weight

This should not be performed at traffic lights.


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I tried doing this today and they threw me right out of the Post Office.

Yea, I was yelled at once for exposing myself at the Post Office. The nerve!

Seriously.. If you know the volume you most likely can just convert it directly to weight assuming waters weight since you’re already about 90% water, especially since it’s gonna be mostly blood.

Getting a proper, official weight of your unit only while fully erect would be rather painful and render it useless.

Movie quote from “Slammin Salmon”

Michael Clarke Duncan : ” You know what Ten Thousand dollars feels like, Feels like a third cock”.


Start 2-31-10 ___ EL:4.3"_____ BPEL: 4.75" ____ EG: 4.25"

Current ________ EL: 4.9" ___ BPEL: 5.9" _____ EG: 4.6"

Goal ___________ EL: 6.5" ____ EG: 5.25" ______________ New Routine: Jelqing 5 minutes, then Hang (12.5 lbs.) for 20 mins. a day

Weighing a penis? it would be easier to weigh a vagina or anus.


Always be cool.

Now BPEL 7.75 EG 5.80 Goals for 2013 improved E Quality + BPEL 8.25 6.0 EG Long term goals, 8.75

Originally Posted by redbear52
I tried doing this today and they threw me right out of the Post Office.

:wtf: :-s :rolling: :funpost:


Last edited by quickbeam1213 : 07-22-2010 at .

It’s really simple, just push the skin around the penis (the fat pad) back as far as comfortable and cut off the visible penis with a knife, weigh it on some kitchen scales (borrow someone elses) and re-attach!

edit: Or is it just me that can do that…


Nov '08: 6.5" BPEL X 4.3" MSEG / 4.83" Base Girth.... 4.565" AVG EG Based on 2 measurements

Nov '09: 7.0" BPEL (6.3" NBPEL) X 4.5" MSEG / 4.9" Base Girth.... 4.59" AVG EG Based on 3 measurements ~~~~~~~~~ Erect gains to date 1.55" X .4"

>>> Caboose\\'s Penis Enlargement Guide <<<

I was -trying- to dance around the issue but.. Might as well.

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Originally Posted by caboose2409
It’s really simple, just push the skin around the penis (the fat pad) back as far as comfortable and cut off the visible penis with a knife, weigh it on some kitchen scales (borrow someone elses) and re-attach!

edit: Or is it just me that can do that…

Ask Lorenna Bobitt to help out..


Always be cool.

Now BPEL 7.75 EG 5.80 Goals for 2013 improved E Quality + BPEL 8.25 6.0 EG Long term goals, 8.75

Bit too much of a hassle! Why bother when you can just give yourself the snip?


Nov '08: 6.5" BPEL X 4.3" MSEG / 4.83" Base Girth.... 4.565" AVG EG Based on 2 measurements

Nov '09: 7.0" BPEL (6.3" NBPEL) X 4.5" MSEG / 4.9" Base Girth.... 4.59" AVG EG Based on 3 measurements ~~~~~~~~~ Erect gains to date 1.55" X .4"

>>> Caboose\\'s Penis Enlargement Guide <<<

Originally Posted by caboose2409
It’s really simple, just push the skin around the penis (the fat pad) back as far as comfortable and cut off the visible penis with a knife, weigh it on some kitchen scales (borrow someone elses) and re-attach!

edit: Or is it just me that can do that…

Great innovative idea!

In no way does Thunder\’s Place endorse the methods suggested and or insinuated by its members.

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