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Should be possible, just ‘invent’ some technique, mainly meant for standardizing.

Something along the lines of:
1) Obtain full erection
2) Hang something which can be filled up on penis
3) Fill it up(material doesn’t matter) until your erection stands parallel to the ground
4) Remove and weigh

You will have some problems, since you aren’t measuring the penis itself, but the amount of weight it can hold.
You will probably run into a variation of the leverage law (length of arm * mass), but that’s ok, since we measure our BPEL and therefore can divide the mass by the length of the arm.
This will give your “weight” per inch of penis-length, automatically standardizing it.

Of course, these measurements don’t measure your penis weight, but you can say something about the EQ or more roughly taken, your ‘lifting ability’.
It would end up being something that could give PE a bit more of science, whereas you will get certain numbers that correspond with a (good, reasonable, bad, etc) EQ or lifting ability.

This might result in some nice values used for reference for starters.

Great idea, if it weren’t for the fact that some penises (penii?) are already pointing further towards the ground than others, this method doesn’t take into account erection angle due to things other than low EQ.

Nov '08: 6.5" BPEL X 4.3" MSEG / 4.83" Base Girth.... 4.565" AVG EG Based on 2 measurements

Nov '09: 7.0" BPEL (6.3" NBPEL) X 4.5" MSEG / 4.9" Base Girth.... 4.59" AVG EG Based on 3 measurements ~~~~~~~~~ Erect gains to date 1.55" X .4"

Well Having given this some serious thought I have found the solution. (Not the wet stuff-the brainy stuff.

You need some scales - the stand on type, near a dorr. You then tie some string around the centre of the penis and loop it over a door.

Stand on scales and note full weight. Then raise the penis by pulling the string so that the weight is taken up by the string over the door and note the new weight . The diffeence is the weight of the penis.

It may be necessary to loop the string round the door handle so that you are not reducuing body weight by your arm weight

It would be as well to think up some excuses in case a member of the family or neighbour is watching you perform this procedure.

Please note this procedure is protected by patent.

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Last edited by petitfaun : 07-31-2010 at .

Hmm… How much do scales with the ability to calculate the weight of a person, which are also sensitive enough to measure the weight of a penis cost? Unless of course your penis is excessively large :D

Nov '08: 6.5" BPEL X 4.3" MSEG / 4.83" Base Girth.... 4.565" AVG EG Based on 2 measurements

Nov '09: 7.0" BPEL (6.3" NBPEL) X 4.5" MSEG / 4.9" Base Girth.... 4.59" AVG EG Based on 3 measurements ~~~~~~~~~ Erect gains to date 1.55" X .4"

There must be a way?………… Horatio Cain ( CSI Miami ) could figure it out. There needs to be a serious crime involving a penis of a certain weight first.

Always be cool.

Now BPEL 7.75 EG 5.80 Goals for 2013 improved E Quality + BPEL 8.25 6.0 EG Long term goals, 8.75

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